Couldn't have happened to a better bank. Fuck CHASE!!
They probably denied him for a loan. Do you know what a destroyed mortgaged Death Star does to your credit rating?!
"This is not the APR you are looking for"
Long Island huh? Hmm maybe it was Jeter. I want my cut Jeter!!
"POWER!!! UNLIMITED POOWWWEEEER!!!!!!
"Tell me what you regard as your greatest strength, so I will know how best to undermine you; tell me of your greatest fear, so I will know which I must force you to face; tell me what you cherish most, so I will know what to take from you; and tell me what you crave, so that I might deny you."
?Darth Plagueis
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me."
It would have been ballsier if he went as Slave Leia.
I would have been the one robbing a bank in a Jawa costume. Or R2D2.
"You gotta have fun. Regardless of how you look at it, we're playing a game. It's a business, it's our job, but I don't think you can do well unless you're having fun." - Derek Jeter
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