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  • Deslock
    Darth Beratter

    Okay guys...

    A good challenge for you all.

    Guess the last line.:

    Guys, I'm sick of this. The Internet is all I have to keep me sane. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a freaking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker *@!!ing hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern belle. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that.......


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    Reaver
    Imperial Advisor

    I was adopted?
    " I need a beer "

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    • #3
      jakewill
      Honorary DSA
      • Sep 2009
      • 1188

      i'm blind so all the food a cook really sucks and ive never told anyone so thats why im always failing my tests and I run into lots of shit and thats why ppl cant tolerate me they think im screwing around too much and the blindness makes me think the girl im hot for is sexy but really shes not that attractive so im told and the worst part is my friend is just messing with me cause he knows im blind and is just a deuche.

      Sry only had one sentence to fit it into
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      • #4
        nd32479
        Imperial Advisor
        • Aug 2009
        • 1944

        my dog died.
        ND

        PS3 ID - x__ND__x

        XBOX Gametag - DSA x ND x


        ...So live, that when thy summons comes to join
        The innumerable caravan, which moves
        To that mysterious realm, where each shall take
        His chamber in the silent halls of death,
        Thou go not, like the quarry-slave at night,
        Scourged to his dungeon, but, sustained and soothed
        By an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave
        Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch
        About him, and lies down to pleasant dreams.

        William C. Bryant

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        • #5
          Deslock
          Darth Beratter

          Nope. Not even close....

          keep going. :D


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          • #6
            Brocman
            Honorary DSA
            • May 2008
            • 3953
            • Brocman

            that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.
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            Warhawk Rank: Brigadier General


            "If we are marked to die, we are enough to do our country loss. And if to live, the fewer men, the greater share of honor...... We few, we happy few. We band of brothers. For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother, be he ne'er so vile. This day shall gentle his condition. And gentlemen in England now a-bed shall think themselves accursed they were not here. And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks who fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day."
            -St Crispin's Day Speech from Henry V

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            • #7
              Deslock
              Darth Beratter

              Yay ! Brocman gets it ! one free internets coupon for him !!!! :D


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              • #8
                APAT
                Honorary DSA
                • Mar 2010
                • 2268

                I just sharted myself, damn empanadas!!!

                "Don't mistake uniqueness for weakness" - The Grouch
                "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety" -Benjamin Franklin

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                • #9
                  Reaper316
                  Honorary DSA
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 1756

                  Oh Brocman, look at YOU!
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                  • #10
                    MandaloreFett
                    Civilian
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 711

                    Brocman: Expert Sea Captain and Spongebob Connoisseur

                    Awesome sig courtesy of BOSS

                    Newest awesome sig courtesy of BOSS, didn't even ask!

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                    • #11
                      RageProphetXIII
                      Officer
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 3029

                      Ha
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