Zero Punctuation Force Unleashed 2 Review

[TheRealHanSolo]

https://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/2452-Star-Wars-The-Force-Unleashed-II

To say that Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman had chemistry in Attack of the Clones is like saying a chair stacked on another chair is a sizzling erotic love scene

"Because what George Lucas does is not so much writing as it is vomiting from a pen.

[Cottoinc]

LOL that was funny. Sometimes it is ok to have a hack and slash game at less it is rent-able.

[Deslock]

Once again Yahtzee is right on point.

I didn't buy the first game, and I'm sure as Hell not buying their P.O.S. sequel.

If they come out with a game where you can hunt down and destroy the leaders of the "New Republic"; and have the chance to chop off Chewbacca's head, and put it on the head of a spike right next to Mon Mothma's; I'm so right there ! :D

But not for these two pieces of shiite. Nope.
No thank you. Really.
No, REALLY.

Wow. A game where you get to play as Lord Vader's secret apprentice, and instead of hunting down and finding his son and daughter, and defying Xizor and hiding from the Emperor's eyes that are "everywhere", you play as a hyper uber Jedi, that spends most of his time destroying half of his fellow Imperial forces. As of course, the Emperor would never catch wind of a "Jedi" pulling down an entire Star Destroyer onto the surface of a planet all by HIMSELF. . and destroying every single facility that he finds himself in, as well as killing every troop therein.

Yeppers, now that's the way not to draw the Emperor's attention... WTF..??

I used to love Star Wars. I really did. It was a nice sci-fi adventure story with cool soldiers, vehicles, and awesome battles (Well, besides that whole Ewok shit).

What Lucas has done to Star Wars, is the exact same thing as watching someone take their favorite child, and then stab them to death with a moldy broken bottle, and then throw the corpse in a filthy trash filled dumpster.

But hey, it's all okay; because he at least got paid as he killed it.

"Because what George Lucas does is not so much writing; as it is vomiting from a pen. "

Sooo F'n true. The stupid clone wars cartoons (which I hate, btw) still has better acting, and writing than the entire script of those first god awful prequel movies. How F'n sad is that..?

I wanted to see Anakin as a bad ass smolderin' no nonsense son of a bitch like Elric. Instead we're given a whiny bitch boy with a mommy complex. Who changes his entire train of life, and betrays everyone, and everything he believes in.....because of a life shattering mind numbing; soul destroying event...?????

Nope.

He had a "dream".

Yep, that's right boyz and girlz...

A "dream".

*Sighs*.

And now we get a sequel of a game where we can play "again" as his secret apprentice, who has all the depth of story as a card board cut out..?

Eh...

No thank you.

I think I'd have more fun taking my Anakin action figure, and make him slice up Sand people; as he cries over his mommy.

Really Lucasarts....:


Sitting in the bath and laughing at your own tub farts, is more fun than Star Wars is right now. And certainly more entertaining.

Bleech.

[FunkyFaulc]

I heard from my bro in law that the game only takes 3-5 hours to complete

[Hogezz]

I hate that the most about newer games single player modes. You go out and spend good money for a game that you finish in a day or two and all you have left for replayability is crappy trophy's/achievments.

[Kamui]

I think for a game like that it should've had some extras like playing as other jedi in side stories or something. This is what boggles me about Lucasarts. Who plans these things? The same guys that decided not to begin working SWBF3 again? *SIGH*