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  • jakewill
    Honorary DSA
    • Sep 2009
    • 1188

    bump
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    • Reaper316
      Honorary DSA
      • Nov 2009
      • 1756

      Don't bump without porn Jake.

      Imperial Orgasm Device:

      Watch Criminal Fucking with Felony online on YouPorn.com. YouPorn is the biggest porn video site with the hottest movies!
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      • raquel55x
        Civilian
        • Mar 2011
        • 21
        • none

        pronhub
        A winner is a person that fights to the end not the person that gives up half way through the game ...

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        • darth_cedaus
          Civilian
          • Nov 2010
          • 167

          youporn

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          • buffy505
            Civilian
            • Nov 2009
            • 151
            • buffy505

            its funny how this is still going lol. glad this joke turned out to help people. enjoy it all

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            • RageProphetXIII
              Officer
              • Jan 2009
              • 3029

              As a matter of fact we're talking about it right now.....LOL
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              • bob-digi
                Civilian

                umm Dont ask me how I know this one.....

                theshithole.com
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                • bob-digi
                  Civilian

                  Let me add something here. ..... I seriously dont know whats wrong with asians.
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                  • LordCompulon
                    Imperial Advisor
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 1949
                    • DSA Comp

                    Okay here's some shameless self-promotion of my company I've been with for 10 years.

                    We released a new pay-per-minute page on our distribution website. This will hopefully compete with the free tube sites.



                    Hope you like it!
                    Destroy Everything

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                    • Hogezz
                      Honorary DSA
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 1543

                      .

                      ..... so EMBARRASSING!!! Thought I'd share this story with you guys as I sit here in the back room of my shop where I work trying to avoid seeing the nice female customer I just dealt with.

                      I was showing her how you can turn off the data connection on my own android phone, when the last browsing session popped up. That would be no other than the Youporn homepage and all the total filthy NSFW content all over my screen.

                      Thanks Broc! That site just fucked up my sales pitch LOL :)

                      I hope yis get a laugh from this one!!
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                      • nd32479
                        Imperial Advisor
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 1944

                        Hogezz

                        That is funny. You never know she could have like the fact you demonstrated how the phone can play video rich content ;)
                        ND

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                        ...So live, that when thy summons comes to join
                        The innumerable caravan, which moves
                        To that mysterious realm, where each shall take
                        His chamber in the silent halls of death,
                        Thou go not, like the quarry-slave at night,
                        Scourged to his dungeon, but, sustained and soothed
                        By an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave
                        Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch
                        About him, and lies down to pleasant dreams.

                        William C. Bryant

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                        • APAT
                          Honorary DSA
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 2268

                          LOL Hogezz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                          You just made my morning. Good stuff

                          "Don't mistake uniqueness for weakness" - The Grouch
                          "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety" -Benjamin Franklin

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                          • RageProphetXIII
                            Officer
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 3029

                            We run into that a lot at work.....my bro had a hot chick come in one time with trouble sending some MMS.....she couldn't send pictures....so she asked my bro to help her....come to find out she was trying to send naked pictures of her "SELF"...too funny.
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                            • Brocman
                              Honorary DSA
                              • May 2008
                              • 3953
                              • Brocman

                              Lmao Hogezz, I agree though you should have just shown her how good the video was on your screen lol

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                              -St Crispin's Day Speech from Henry V

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                              • Nuguistic
                                Civilian
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 321
                                • Nuguistic

                                technology is fun
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                                C'mon Microsoft, i just wanna play for FREE

                                "I'll have your fucking badge you Mother Fucker!" - Brocman

                                RIP Wes Martin

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