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Thank God. Some nudity and no picture of Ratix's balls. And its all thanks to that decree. It's good to be the Emperor lol
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SlapChop....Your gonna love my nuts. You know Mr. ShamWow LOVED saying that line and KNEW exactly what he was getting away with at the time.ND
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...So live, that when thy summons comes to join
The innumerable caravan, which moves
To that mysterious realm, where each shall take
His chamber in the silent halls of death,
Thou go not, like the quarry-slave at night,
Scourged to his dungeon, but, sustained and soothed
By an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave
Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch
About him, and lies down to pleasant dreams.
William C. Bryant
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No this is the real Shakeweight right here.
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PS3 ID - x__ND__x
XBOX Gametag - DSA x ND x
...So live, that when thy summons comes to join
The innumerable caravan, which moves
To that mysterious realm, where each shall take
His chamber in the silent halls of death,
Thou go not, like the quarry-slave at night,
Scourged to his dungeon, but, sustained and soothed
By an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave
Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch
About him, and lies down to pleasant dreams.
William C. Bryant
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Don't do it Norm!<a href="http://s11.photobucket.com/user/dsaBOSS/media/mui_sig_zpsdfb059b2.png.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a178/dsaBOSS/mui_sig_zpsdfb059b2.png" border="0" alt=" photo mui_sig_zpsdfb059b2.png"/></a><a href="http://psnprofiles.com/XxkamuixX1"><img src="http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/XxkamuixX1.png" border="0"></a>Comment
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OMG!!!!!! I am about to piss my pants. Wait a minute, what is new about that??? LMFAO!!!!"Do on to others before they do on to you.”
{DSA} RegentOne
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Someone accused the girl I posted as having a nasty implant scar. I assure you those are not implant scars
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thank you normsigpicComment
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What I've Learned From Watching Porn :
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy fucks.
11. People in the 70s couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt or face.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you walk up and shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.; but rather he's happy to have you join in.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a slap on the butt.
21. Nurses always suck patient's cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Women adore anal sex, and will insist for it. Especially if it's #16.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly "surprised" when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
29. Men don't have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
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Des....that is down right funny!ND
PS3 ID - x__ND__x
XBOX Gametag - DSA x ND x
...So live, that when thy summons comes to join
The innumerable caravan, which moves
To that mysterious realm, where each shall take
His chamber in the silent halls of death,
Thou go not, like the quarry-slave at night,
Scourged to his dungeon, but, sustained and soothed
By an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave
Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch
About him, and lies down to pleasant dreams.
William C. Bryant
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Hahaha! Tkk true :)sigpicComment
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lol at Des but arent you in the wrong thread this isnt the my take on socom threadsigpicComment
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LMAO..... good shit Des
"Don't mistake uniqueness for weakness" - The Grouch
"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety" -Benjamin FranklinComment
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Touche Des. If only that were all true in my life, you'd all know a better and happier Mandalore!
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