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  • #91
    darth_cedaus
    Civilian
    • Nov 2010
    • 167

    you know i dont know which is wore. that i watched that or that tony took the time to find it.

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    • #92
      APAT
      Honorary DSA
      • Mar 2010
      • 2268

      Originally posted by MajinTony
      I would hope so. Unless you got a chick that's down to get kinky.
      Had an ex that would act out the porn with me while watching. That was fun. But she had veto power on some stuff.... and I did on other stuff lol.......... ;)

      "Don't mistake uniqueness for weakness" - The Grouch
      "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety" -Benjamin Franklin

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      • #93
        MajinTony
        Honorary DSA
        • Aug 2005
        • 3153

        Originally posted by [cKs]darth_cedaus
        you know i dont know which is wore. that i watched that or that tony took the time to find it.
        I've never even seen it. I listen to comedy talk radio durring the day (Don Geronimo khtk.com noon-4 pst). That's where I heard about it. Also learned (but never watched):







        ENJOY!!!

        "Beefcake the Mighty, clotted with spew. His sword falls, skulls burst in two. The eyes burst from sockets, he is not through. Thousands of warriors he does this to. Piling the corpses of those that he slew. Untill it was hard to tell if the pile grew!"-GWAR

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        • #94
          nd32479
          Imperial Advisor
          • Aug 2009
          • 1944

          Originally posted by APAT
          Had an ex that would act out the porn with me while watching. That was fun. lol.......... ;)
          So you got all fired up during the scenes where the girl breaks out the strap-on. Some things should be kept to yourself....;)
          ND

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          ...So live, that when thy summons comes to join
          The innumerable caravan, which moves
          To that mysterious realm, where each shall take
          His chamber in the silent halls of death,
          Thou go not, like the quarry-slave at night,
          Scourged to his dungeon, but, sustained and soothed
          By an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave
          Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch
          About him, and lies down to pleasant dreams.

          William C. Bryant

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          • #95
            fromunda
            Honorary DSA

            Dam, why you gotta call him out like that lol.

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            • #96
              RageProphetXIII
              Officer
              • Jan 2009
              • 3029

              Dammit Tony....can we get some respectable porn on here geezus......nasty bitch
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              • #97
                APAT
                Honorary DSA
                • Mar 2010
                • 2268

                Originally posted by nd32479
                So you got all fired up during the scenes where the girl breaks out the strap-on. Some things should be kept to yourself....;)
                LOL.... Thats a one-way street down there buddy. Only outgoing traffic.

                That reminds me of this new show on Showtime "Shameless". Its pretty good. One of the main characters played by William H. Macy is a drunk lowlife and stays with this lady who never leaves her home(agoraphobia). She cooks, cleans all that stuff but the catch is her idea of sex is shoving dildos up his ass.......lol. The first time he finds that out is pretty hilarious.

                "Don't mistake uniqueness for weakness" - The Grouch
                "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety" -Benjamin Franklin

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                • #98
                  Kamui
                  Imperial Advisor

                  Originally posted by MajinTony
                  I would hope so. Unless you got a chick that's down to get kinky.
                  The japanese stuff is annoying though, They sound like they are crying. It really annoys me!!!
                  <a href="http://s11.photobucket.com/user/dsaBOSS/media/mui_sig_zpsdfb059b2.png.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a178/dsaBOSS/mui_sig_zpsdfb059b2.png" border="0" alt=" photo mui_sig_zpsdfb059b2.png"/></a><a href="http://psnprofiles.com/XxkamuixX1"><img src="http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/XxkamuixX1.png" border="0"></a>

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                  • #99
                    RageProphetXIII
                    Officer
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 3029

                    Originally posted by Kamui
                    The japanese stuff is annoying though, They sound like they are crying. It really annoys me!!!
                    Yeah I agree....but here's a path I don't know if I wanna head down on with Kamui here.

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                    • MajinTony
                      Honorary DSA
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 3153

                      google: Blue Waffles

                      "Beefcake the Mighty, clotted with spew. His sword falls, skulls burst in two. The eyes burst from sockets, he is not through. Thousands of warriors he does this to. Piling the corpses of those that he slew. Untill it was hard to tell if the pile grew!"-GWAR

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                      • nd32479
                        Imperial Advisor
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 1944

                        Damn it Tony!

                        I can believe how weak minded I am. I know I should not look. But I do anyway!
                        ND

                        PS3 ID - x__ND__x

                        XBOX Gametag - DSA x ND x


                        ...So live, that when thy summons comes to join
                        The innumerable caravan, which moves
                        To that mysterious realm, where each shall take
                        His chamber in the silent halls of death,
                        Thou go not, like the quarry-slave at night,
                        Scourged to his dungeon, but, sustained and soothed
                        By an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave
                        Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch
                        About him, and lies down to pleasant dreams.

                        William C. Bryant

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                        • MajinTony
                          Honorary DSA
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 3153

                          Oh god I'm a sick fuck. These responses give me great joy!!

                          "Beefcake the Mighty, clotted with spew. His sword falls, skulls burst in two. The eyes burst from sockets, he is not through. Thousands of warriors he does this to. Piling the corpses of those that he slew. Untill it was hard to tell if the pile grew!"-GWAR

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                          • norm
                            Imperial Guard
                            • Jun 2006
                            • 4051
                            • DSA norm

                            I dunno Tony, I always thought this was pretty bad.

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                            • nd32479
                              Imperial Advisor
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 1944

                              I am not looking, Norm. Not gonna do it.
                              ND

                              PS3 ID - x__ND__x

                              XBOX Gametag - DSA x ND x


                              ...So live, that when thy summons comes to join
                              The innumerable caravan, which moves
                              To that mysterious realm, where each shall take
                              His chamber in the silent halls of death,
                              Thou go not, like the quarry-slave at night,
                              Scourged to his dungeon, but, sustained and soothed
                              By an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave
                              Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch
                              About him, and lies down to pleasant dreams.

                              William C. Bryant

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                              • Deslock
                                Darth Beratter

                                I did...unfortunately, and can only wonder what surgery bills that caused.

                                There's just plain wrong, and then there's that.

                                One day I will learn NOT to click on links posted here.

                                Honestly. WTF is wrong with some humans to do things like that..?

                                Gah.


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