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I have a very good friend who was the same way with Jager. Except he would hit on women in the worst way right in front of his girlfriend (now wife). He would act like she did not exist. Since being married she has banned him from drinking the stuff. But I keep a bottle of it in my freezer. At parties me and my other buddies sneak it to him and she HATES US for it. I think this is why I see less and less of him over the yesars!:p
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...So live, that when thy summons comes to join
The innumerable caravan, which moves
To that mysterious realm, where each shall take
His chamber in the silent halls of death,
Thou go not, like the quarry-slave at night,
Scourged to his dungeon, but, sustained and soothed
By an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave
Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch
About him, and lies down to pleasant dreams.
William C. Bryant
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If the 3 Wisemen aren't enough for you, do The Four Horsemen.
Jim (Beam), Johnnie (Walker), Jack (Daniels), and Jameson. It'll get ya drunk!!! (says Sam Jackson)
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my wife had to pull the car over on a highway last night and i guess i was laying on the shoulder puking for a bitsigpicComment
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...So live, that when thy summons comes to join
The innumerable caravan, which moves
To that mysterious realm, where each shall take
His chamber in the silent halls of death,
Thou go not, like the quarry-slave at night,
Scourged to his dungeon, but, sustained and soothed
By an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave
Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch
About him, and lies down to pleasant dreams.
William C. Bryant
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bourbon and coke. once after an evening of drinking too much bourbon and coke (Maker's Mark) i got out of bed at my girlfriends, pissed in the hallway, then got back in bed with her roommate and boyfriend. I was asleep before I hit their pillows - 5 minutes later when the roommates boyfriend rudely woke me up I almost kicked his ass.
Roll Tide, heheh... collegeKill or be Killed, there is no question about it.
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Swamp...that story gave me a good laugh.ND
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...So live, that when thy summons comes to join
The innumerable caravan, which moves
To that mysterious realm, where each shall take
His chamber in the silent halls of death,
Thou go not, like the quarry-slave at night,
Scourged to his dungeon, but, sustained and soothed
By an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave
Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch
About him, and lies down to pleasant dreams.
William C. Bryant
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5 Liquor Mudslide:
2 shots vodka
1 shot Ameretto
1 shot frangelico
1 shot bailey's irish cream
1 shot Kahlua
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Leader Deslock Chelada: (Add Vodka instead of Cobra for an Tie fighter pilot Bloody Mary.)
Mug halfway filled with Cobra malt liqour
and pepper and hot sauce (A lot of hot sauce)
fill the rest up with Clamato & Spicy hot V8.
Serve ICE cold.
Imperial Jungle juice: (From my Army days, updated for the Stormtroopers.)
A gallon jug of that horrible kool-aid you get at the grocery store, or that horrible concentrated frozen grape juice in those small cans.
Any 100 proof or more liqour, like "Everclear", or shine. You know, that shit that will eat out the bottom of a foam cup.
Mix and drink until you go blind or pass out.
I used to be a very active member of the SCA, so I know all about mead, as I've personally brewed that honey based killer. Be VERY careful of it, because it tastes girly, like a fruity 7-up. That's the evil trick of it...you really don't notice the booze, that is until you stand up...It can, and will seriously "F" you up.
The warriors of the middle ages drank it for a reason. It's a girly drink with a hammer behind it. A really big hammer, aimed right at your ass....
Happy drinking, and have a good booze up.
BUT NO DRIVING !!! I MEAN IT !!
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Ask Jim the first drink he ever ordered in his first time at the bar.........
nah...I'll just tell you
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I still remember Kevin Nealon doing the weekend update on Saturday Night Live and he takes a sip of Zima and says: "mmmm Zima, tastes like zhit" lol. As for beer I like yuengling too and miller light.
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"If we are marked to die, we are enough to do our country loss. And if to live, the fewer men, the greater share of honor...... We few, we happy few. We band of brothers. For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother, be he ne'er so vile. This day shall gentle his condition. And gentlemen in England now a-bed shall think themselves accursed they were not here. And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks who fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day."
-St Crispin's Day Speech from Henry VComment
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