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  • #46
    cmj75
    Senior Member
    • Oct 2008
    • 1178
    Glad to hear he is doing well.

    BTW...tell him that if they hook him up to a catheter...not to make the "gas station mistake".....if you know what I mean... YIKES! ;)

    thanks for keeping us posted!!

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      • #47
        APAT
        Honorary DSA
        • Mar 2010
        • 2268
        Originally posted by cmj75

        BTW...tell him that if they hook him up to a catheter...not to make the "gas station mistake".....if you know what I mean... YIKES! ;)
        LOL.... you jackass Mike!

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          • #48
            cmj75
            Senior Member
            • Oct 2008
            • 1178
            I was hoping to get a smile out of that one...lol

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              • #49
                k1gibson
                Stormtrooper
                • Jan 2009
                • 1849
                Huh Racestar can still get his ass kicked by the old man, Mike it did bring a smile but dude theyy just told me I have to void (pee learned somthing ) within 12 hrs after surgey or get a catheter I only got 3 hrs left
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                  • #50
                    cmj75
                    Senior Member
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 1178
                    I just had a involuntary cringe reflex and covered my nads...
                    VOID BUDDY...VOID!!!!!

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                      • #51
                        k1gibson
                        Stormtrooper
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 1849
                        Im eating the Hell out of ice chips !!!!
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                          • #52
                            Brocman
                            Honorary DSA
                            • May 2008
                            • 3953
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                            I sure as hell hope you voided already.

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                              • #53
                                Hogezz
                                Honorary DSA
                                • Jan 2009
                                • 1543
                                Great to hear your on the recovery man :) Surgery is always risky business...
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                                  • #54
                                    k1gibson
                                    Stormtrooper
                                    • Jan 2009
                                    • 1849
                                    Originally posted by Brocman
                                    I sure as hell hope you voided already.

                                    I did with a hr to spare and once the Void started it was, Voiding glory
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                                      • #55
                                        cmj75
                                        Senior Member
                                        • Oct 2008
                                        • 1178
                                        did Racestar hold your hand and do Lamaze breathing with you to help the Void...lol

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                                          • #56
                                            racestar85
                                            Civilian
                                            • Mar 2009
                                            • 563
                                            Originally posted by cmj75
                                            did Racestar hold your hand and do Lamaze breathing with you to help the Void...lol
                                            No I just kept punching him in the kidney...lol.
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                                              • #57
                                                APAT
                                                Honorary DSA
                                                • Mar 2010
                                                • 2268
                                                LOL Racestar


                                                Now the next hurdle is taking a crap. I didn't go for like 5 days after the last time I got anesthesia. You don't know epic till you've taken a 5 day shit. ...WHO DOES #2 WORK FOR!?!? LOL

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                                                  • #58
                                                    cmj75
                                                    Senior Member
                                                    • Oct 2008
                                                    • 1178
                                                    It will b like that old bill Cosby standup push push

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                                                      • #59
                                                        Brocman
                                                        Honorary DSA
                                                        • May 2008
                                                        • 3953
                                                        • Brocman
                                                        Originally posted by APAT
                                                        LOL Racestar


                                                        Now the next hurdle is taking a crap. I didn't go for like 5 days after the last time I got anesthesia. You don't know epic till you've taken a 5 day shit. ...WHO DOES #2 WORK FOR!?!? LOL
                                                        "Hey that sounds pretty nasty in there. How bout a courtesy flush?" lol
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                                                          • #60
                                                            nd32479
                                                            Imperial Advisor
                                                            • Aug 2009
                                                            • 1944
                                                            APAT is right. If you can poop...they will give you a laxative orally. If that does not work they will stick a anal laxative up the poop shoot. If that does not work, they actuall will have to pick the poop out of your anus as it will have hardened. I dated a nurse who had to do this for a patient. I laughed so hard she got mad at me.

                                                            Umm ... so yah....poop as soon as you can.
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