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  • norm
    Imperial Guard
    • Jun 2006
    • 4051
    • DSA norm

    I Dump 4 You

    http://idump4u.com/


    LOL








    ABOUT/PRICES

    iDUMP4U takes the messiness out of any breakup. We collect the information about the person you want to break up with, and do the work for you. Since we have no emotional ties to the person, we can do it as honestly, and truthfully as possible..
    Think about it.. Do you want to lie your way into a breakup, only to leave the person vulnerable to make the same mistakes twice, or do you want to educate them on why you broke up with them, so that they can change those personality traits that drove you away?
    We are therapy, humanity and comedy all rolled into one!
    PRICES:


    $10 For A Basic Breakup
    So you met some person online or at a club and you had a few good times, and now you want to get rid of them. Or you met someone else and you just want to let your old flame go. That is what the $10 plan does..


    $25 For an Engagement Breakup
    So you have cold feet? You could skip the country and fake a kidnapping… but look what happened to the “Runaway Bride” it seems like $25 is so much better than thousands of dollars in civil costs..


    $50 for a Divorce Call
    Sometimes you need someone else to help you start a divorce. We can’t hand your spouse the papers, or legally finalize the divorce, however we can help you get the awkward moment started…



    For those of you who want a laugh or want some help breaking up with a SO


    lol
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    jakewill
    Honorary DSA
    • Sep 2009
    • 1188

    lol thought this post was gonna be like 2girls1cup
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    • #3
      cmj75
      Senior Member
      • Oct 2008
      • 1178

      Let's not revisit that jake
      Turkey dump was funny
      "no no no"..."yes yes yes" lol
      Last edited by cmj75; 12-14-2010, 02:24 PM.

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      • #4
        jmhc74
        Honorary DSA
        • Dec 2007
        • 2433

        Wow
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        A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's greatest civilizations has been 200 years. ― Alexis de Tocqueville

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        • #5
          TheRealHanSolo
          Officer
          • Jun 2008
          • 1927
          • DSA Solo

          Well now I know my April Fools prank.

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          • #6
            Deslock
            Darth Beratter

            BAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!! Too damn funny! On that second call, I felt for the poor boyfriend...that chick was insane, that bad of a haggy bitch, and they've only been going out for 5 months.?!!!!!
            Last edited by Deslock; 12-14-2010, 08:14 PM.


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            • #7
              RageProphetXIII
              Officer
              • Jan 2009
              • 3029

              As soon as you said "Who wants to know" .....I knew you were a bitch......LOL
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              • #8
                Brocman
                Honorary DSA
                • May 2008
                • 3953
                • Brocman

                LMAO!!! I liked the second one where he says "I am on team Jacob as weird as that might sound". Too funny
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                Warhawk Rank: Brigadier General


                "If we are marked to die, we are enough to do our country loss. And if to live, the fewer men, the greater share of honor...... We few, we happy few. We band of brothers. For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother, be he ne'er so vile. This day shall gentle his condition. And gentlemen in England now a-bed shall think themselves accursed they were not here. And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks who fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day."
                -St Crispin's Day Speech from Henry V

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                • #9
                  Dman8726
                  Civilian
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 367

                  Saved the number ,thanks lol
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                  • #10
                    RaTix
                    Emperor

                    "Hello Norm, This is Bradley from IDump4U.com. I'm calling on behalf of RaTix. He wants you to know that your inattentive of his needs to crush the rebellion and he's dumping you for another Darth. He says your too clingy, always asking how to wield the darkside of the force better. He disapproves of your changing of the black Vader suit to a pink bunny outfit. And he says everything is not proceeding as he has foreseen because of your lack of vision."
                    "POWER!!! UNLIMITED POOWWWEEEER!!!!!!

                    "Tell me what you regard as your greatest strength, so I will know how best to undermine you; tell me of your greatest fear, so I will know which I must force you to face; tell me what you cherish most, so I will know what to take from you; and tell me what you crave, so that I might deny you."
                    ?Darth Plagueis

                    "Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me."

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                    • #11
                      norm
                      Imperial Guard
                      • Jun 2006
                      • 4051
                      • DSA norm

                      awwww


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                      • #12
                        APAT
                        Honorary DSA
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 2268

                        LOL....Awesome

                        "Don't mistake uniqueness for weakness" - The Grouch
                        "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety" -Benjamin Franklin

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