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  • RageProphetXIII
    Officer
    • Jan 2009
    • 3029

    Messing with the nurse.

    I was at a sleep study last night. My second time, and they were having hooked up to a CPAP machine while I was sleeping and they were monitoring me for over 8 hours.....damn, any ways so around 3 am I call in the technician who earlier had wired me up and put this scuba gear looking thing over my nose, and asked for help to go to the bathroom.

    After I got back in bed she asked me is she wanted me to tryout a different mask, one that covers my nose and mouth....anyways. So I'm sitting in bed and she places this on my face and as I slowly start laying back down to get comfortable I start sounding out the Darth Vader song........ha.

    As I'm doing this so slowly I get past a good porting of the song....she then hooks up my mask to the machine. Right when she does I start doing the Darth Vader breathing sounds and the mask just adds the echo ever so perfectly.....ha Mind you it's 3 freaking AM. I then start laughing and tell her I"m just fucking with ya.....cuz she was about to start checking the machine to see why the breathing was so heavy....LOL

    That was the funny shit ever.
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    APAT
    Honorary DSA
    • Mar 2010
    • 2268

    LOL.....good stuff Rage

    "Don't mistake uniqueness for weakness" - The Grouch
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety" -Benjamin Franklin

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    • #3
      shocker101
      Honorary DSA
      • Dec 2005
      • 1622

      HAHAHAH!!! Nice, I could say I would have done the same thing.
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      • #4
        Cottoinc
        Imperial Advisor
        • Dec 2009
        • 1909
        • DSA Cotto

        that is a funny one good story
        "Thrawn: "Do you know the difference between an error and a mistake, Ensign?"
        Colclazure: "No, sir."
        Thrawn: "Anyone can make an error, Ensign. But that error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it." [points at Pietersen, Rukh kills him] "Dispose of it. The error, Ensign, has now been corrected. You may begin training a replacement."
        ―Grand Admiral Thrawn, punishing a naval officer for failure

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        • #5
          TheRealHanSolo
          Officer
          • Jun 2008
          • 1927
          • DSA Solo

          I think we all would have done the same.

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          • #6
            Nuguistic
            Civilian
            • Apr 2009
            • 321
            • Nuguistic

            you would do something like that lol
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            • #7
              nd32479
              Imperial Advisor
              • Aug 2009
              • 1944

              Good story, very funny. But maybe it's just me but I thought based on the thread title it's was a little soft porn stuff.
              ND

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              ...So live, that when thy summons comes to join
              The innumerable caravan, which moves
              To that mysterious realm, where each shall take
              His chamber in the silent halls of death,
              Thou go not, like the quarry-slave at night,
              Scourged to his dungeon, but, sustained and soothed
              By an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave
              Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch
              About him, and lies down to pleasant dreams.

              William C. Bryant

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              • #8
                Hogezz
                Honorary DSA
                • Jan 2009
                • 1543

                Me too. Still funny
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                • #9
                  RageProphetXIII
                  Officer
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 3029

                  thanks guys .....it really was funny. who else but us would do that at 3 in the morning.....the tech was real cool too she was like damn i thought there was something wrong with the mask....ha
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                  • #10
                    APAT
                    Honorary DSA
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 2268

                    Originally posted by nd32479
                    based on the thread title it's was a little soft porn stuff.
                    Nurse: "Is that a lightsaber under your gown or are you just happy to see me?"

                    Rage: "Both. Its a dangerous galaxy out there baby."

                    Nurse: " Now let me take your temperature................ with my mouth"

                    BOW CHIKKA BOW WOW!!!!!

                    "Don't mistake uniqueness for weakness" - The Grouch
                    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety" -Benjamin Franklin

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                    • #11
                      nd32479
                      Imperial Advisor
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 1944

                      Originally posted by APAT
                      Nurse: "Is that a lightsaber under your gown or are you just happy to see me?"

                      Rage: "Both. Its a dangerous galaxy out there baby."

                      Nurse: " Now let me take your temperature................ with my mouth"

                      BOW CHIKKA BOW WOW!!!!!
                      LOL...

                      I think you've missed your calling. You should be a porn script writer!


                      Rage...

                      You got to think of a way to mess with her again if you have these tests done.

                      Tell her you are her "father" in your best Vader voice. Then tell her it's time for a spanking.
                      ND

                      PS3 ID - x__ND__x

                      XBOX Gametag - DSA x ND x


                      ...So live, that when thy summons comes to join
                      The innumerable caravan, which moves
                      To that mysterious realm, where each shall take
                      His chamber in the silent halls of death,
                      Thou go not, like the quarry-slave at night,
                      Scourged to his dungeon, but, sustained and soothed
                      By an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave
                      Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch
                      About him, and lies down to pleasant dreams.

                      William C. Bryant

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                      • #12
                        Hogezz
                        Honorary DSA
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 1543

                        fuck.... :)
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                        • #13
                          RageProphetXIII
                          Officer
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 3029

                          I ....am your master now.....bend over....let me show you the power of the Darkside.....



                          BOW CHIKKA WONKWOW....
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                          • #14
                            nd32479
                            Imperial Advisor
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 1944

                            Originally posted by RageProphetXIII
                            I ....am your master now.....bend over....let me show you the power of the Darkside.....



                            BOW CHIKKA WONKWOW....
                            Good stuff!
                            ND

                            PS3 ID - x__ND__x

                            XBOX Gametag - DSA x ND x


                            ...So live, that when thy summons comes to join
                            The innumerable caravan, which moves
                            To that mysterious realm, where each shall take
                            His chamber in the silent halls of death,
                            Thou go not, like the quarry-slave at night,
                            Scourged to his dungeon, but, sustained and soothed
                            By an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave
                            Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch
                            About him, and lies down to pleasant dreams.

                            William C. Bryant

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                            • #15
                              APAT
                              Honorary DSA
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 2268

                              I ....am your master now.....bend over....let me show you the power of the Darkside.....
                              Nurse: "Wrong hole fool!"

                              Rage: "Ohhhhh I beleive your dark star is fully functional"... ... ...
                              Last edited by APAT; 07-09-2011, 01:30 AM.

                              "Don't mistake uniqueness for weakness" - The Grouch
                              "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety" -Benjamin Franklin

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