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  • l2ickeh
    Civilian
    • Nov 2012
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    • l2ickeh

    Thought of the Day.

    There are still many states that do not allow the purchase of Alcohol on Sundays, rather this be beer or your favorite liquor/wine, or all the formerly mentioned beverages of choice. There are those among us that dislike this idea and many more that agree with us. However, this is a wise choice by whatever Higher Power your faith lies. This is a last ditch efforto teach us responsibility. Buy enough on Saturday and have the self control to make it last through Sunday.
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    l2ickeh
    Civilian
    • Nov 2012
    • 446
    • l2ickeh

    It won't let me edit the above, so I'll post it here. Feel free to criticize, comment, respond in a sarcastic nature... Or just add your own thoughts.
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    • #3
      nd32479
      Imperial Advisor
      • Aug 2009
      • 1944

      Funny
      ND

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      ...So live, that when thy summons comes to join
      The innumerable caravan, which moves
      To that mysterious realm, where each shall take
      His chamber in the silent halls of death,
      Thou go not, like the quarry-slave at night,
      Scourged to his dungeon, but, sustained and soothed
      By an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave
      Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch
      About him, and lies down to pleasant dreams.

      William C. Bryant

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      • #4
        APAT
        Honorary DSA
        • Mar 2010
        • 2268

        Nice.

        Most opposition for liquor stores to be open on Sundays is the liquor store owners themselves. The small loss in sales is offset by the savings in labor and operating costs. The exception to this is in border cities that have stores across states lines open on Sundays legally.

        "Don't mistake uniqueness for weakness" - The Grouch
        "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety" -Benjamin Franklin

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          l2ickeh
          Civilian
          • Nov 2012
          • 446
          • l2ickeh

          It was my buddy's birthday. We were drinking on Cloud 9 and that just popped into my head. Decide to post it.
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            l2ickeh
            Civilian
            • Nov 2012
            • 446
            • l2ickeh

            Another thought of the day... months later addition.

            There are three things you never want to know about your best friend...
            1. His exact penile measurements.
            2. He slept with your mother, bareback... And he is the father of your new baby sibling.
            3. He is secretly gay and has been pining and fantasizing about sticking his most prized shaft in or around your anal cavity. (Doesn't that just really fuck with your head after number 2?)


            Hope this doesn't cross any lines.

            Don't ask, I was sitting on the Porcelain Goddess, enjoying the quiet, peaceful hobbit hut of an area that my household refers to as The John.....And that randomly popped into my head. Perhaps I should seek psychological assistance and stability.
            Last edited by l2ickeh; 01-12-2013, 01:39 PM.
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              Stryker0022
              Honorary DSA

              LMFAO... you need help my friend. I was thinking bestfriend sleeping with your sister but mother, takes it up a notch...LOL.
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              • #8
                Hogezz
                Honorary DSA
                • Jan 2009
                • 1543

                Just stop watching talk shows on daytime TV.
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                  l2ickeh
                  Civilian
                  • Nov 2012
                  • 446
                  • l2ickeh

                  Thought of the day. 1/13/2013

                  Originally posted by Stryker0022
                  LMFAO... you need help my friend. I was thinking bestfriend sleeping with your sister but mother, takes it up a notch...LOL.
                  Unfortunately, the sort of psychological help I need, is way too expensive.

                  There are three types of women in this world.
                  1. The kind you want to fuck but not talk to.
                  2. The kind you want to talk to but not fuck.
                  Then; there's your Mom.
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                  • #10
                    Stryker0022
                    Honorary DSA

                    LMFAO.... where do you come up with this shit.
                    PSN: Stryker0022
                    XBL: DSA Stryker

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                      l2ickeh
                      Civilian
                      • Nov 2012
                      • 446
                      • l2ickeh

                      Originally posted by Stryker0022
                      LMFAO.... where do you come up with this shit.
                      Honestly, it just comes to me at random moments... Triggered by who knows what after my sleep deprived brain visits Chevy Chase while in the roll of Daddy Griswold during Christmas Vacation.
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                      • #12
                        Stryker0022
                        Honorary DSA

                        I know what you mean I've been awake since 4am PST.
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                        XBL: DSA Stryker

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                          l2ickeh
                          Civilian
                          • Nov 2012
                          • 446
                          • l2ickeh

                          Originally posted by Stryker0022
                          I know what you mean I've been awake since 4am PST.
                          Hahahaha... If that's it, you haven't the slightest idea... Lol. Not trying to be rude... I'm on day... 5... Maybe 6... I tend to lose track.
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                          • #14
                            Stryker0022
                            Honorary DSA

                            LOL... no that's not it. My sleeping is irregular. I go through periods when I can't sleep and when I do I wake up super early. Trying some new sleeping meds and I'm still not back to normal. Insomnia sucks.
                            PSN: Stryker0022
                            XBL: DSA Stryker

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                            • #15
                              Light496
                              Stormtrooper

                              Extremely random though.... What if when you die the light you see is actually you being pushed out of another vagina. And with this in mind if you have a near death experience would that mean some one just had a miscarriage.
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