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*Some of these I have read elsewhere and have been amused by them, some of these I thought of myself*
Why are there 8 hot dogs in a package, but only 6 hot dog buns?
Why do you park on a drive way, but drive on a park way?
Corn is like Scrubbing Bubbles for your butthole.
If you cough, sneeze, fart, hiccup, and burp at the same time, you'd probably explode.
Why is it that when women drink, it's OK to flash their titties, but it's not OK for guys to whip out their testicles? *special thanks to Tony for that one*
*more to come later* :D
Why are there 8 hot dogs in a package, but only 6 hot dog buns?
Why do you park on a drive way, but drive on a park way?
Corn is like Scrubbing Bubbles for your butthole.
If you cough, sneeze, fart, hiccup, and burp at the same time, you'd probably explode.
Why is it that when women drink, it's OK to flash their titties, but it's not OK for guys to whip out their testicles? *special thanks to Tony for that one*
*more to come later* :D
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