Dazwellia's Random Thoughts

[Kamui]

The norms of society have put pressure on men to be all rugged, hardcore and not all tingly pony of friend feeling type of person.

You should see how some dudes freak out just for accidentally touching another's waist.

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUDGzFUmTgg"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUDGzFUmTgg[/ame]



"YOOOOOO"

[Deslock]

It's okay for girls to be Bi.

There.

I said it.

Most people, male and female don't mind watching two girls make out.

But in my entire life in the Army, I've never looked at another mans hairy ass and found love, and thought "Yeah, I gotta get me some of that". And Lord knows I've been in the shower with many fellow men in the service.

Life is just what it is.

Dudes don't mind watching two hot girls kiss, but there isn't one heterosexual guy alive that wants to see two dudes with beards kiss and make out. It just makes us want to puke.

I can't say if it's wrong or right, but most of us don't want to see that.

We are just what we are. I'll be damned if I can explain biology. It's just hardwired into most of us.

But two dudes smooching...?

I'll pass on that.

Bleech.

It's just too gross to most men and women.

Oh yeah.....:

[dazwellia]

Mostly I'm very glad to be a girl. As Kuroi pointed out, as females, it's socially acceptable for us to sample both sides of the buffet if we choose. Like a bi sexual. Also, we are more free to show affection without fear of having our sexuality challenged. Two girls hug, it's cool. Two guys hug, even in a non-sexual way, it's likely to be viewed, probably by other guys, as gay. I am a very affectionate person who loves to hug and touch people when I talk to them. I enjoy being able to do so without a great amount of social stigmatism.

[JDEZ09]

Dude did that video get terminated? Lol

[dazwellia]

I think it did, JDEZ. Des says it's two hot girls making out, so I'm sure you didn't miss much. Tee hee. Oh and here's a funny story. Last night, Des and I went to his work to pick up a couple of things, and there is a new lady working there. She looked at Des and goes "Oh, is this your wife?" He looks at her deadpan and goes "One of them." She looks at him like :shocked: and then looks at me.

I poker face and go "Yeah, we're polygamists." She looked extremely uncomfortable (like she would if someone were inserting an item covered in corn meal and hot sauce into her anus). I could tell she wanted to say something so badly, but she just wasn't sure what, or what would offend us. After letting her squirm for a few seconds, I let her off easy and told her we were kidding.

I love messing with people. Des and I together are a trip. :D

[Deslock]

Daz is a really good baker, so good in fact she sells her creations, so when she showed me this, I couldn't help but laugh...:

http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/20-people-who-tried-things-pinterest-and-totally-nailed-it

Just wow.....

[KuroiStar]

I fucking busted a gut laughing at the pancake bear one. In fact, I'm still laughing! Hahahahaha

[dazwellia]

The shark and hedgehog cakes had me laughing so hard there were tears rolling down my face and I was snorting in a most unladylike manner. DERP hedgehog face LOL

[Deslock]

The shark and hedgehog cakes had me laughing so hard there were tears rolling down my face and I was snorting in a most unladylike manner. DERP hedgehog face LOL

Those teeth.... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!! :D



It's like Reaper, if he was a cake LOL !

[dazwellia]

LMAO! I'm dork fish! He caught me with a corn dog!

[Deslock]

Oh yeaaaahhhh....

[JDEZ09]

Lmao funny as hell.




They really go all out on some of these.






Monkeys:) lol

And my favorite

[Reaper316]

Those teeth.... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!! :D



It's like Reaper, if he was a cake LOL !

What the hell?!?!

[Deslock]

We just pick on ya because we love ya man. ;)

[dazwellia]

OK, so, here's a funny story to entertain y'all. So I'm at work, taking a break. My friend Tee is sitting at the table with me, and I hold my phone up, getting ready to take a picture of her. She sticks her tongue out at me, and I snap the pic. I then go into my contacts, and send the picture to her. At least I think I'm sending it to her. By the way, my text signature is "Velvet Kitty."

A couple seconds pass by, and she is getting ready to leave. I ask her "Didn't you get that text with your picture in it?" She says "No." I hold up my phone and go "Isn't this your number?" She says "Not anymore; I changed numbers a while back." So I say "Oops, someone just got a picture of you." No big deal. Right? Riiiiiight. This wouldn't be a Daz story if it ended there.

So a few seconds later, my phone pings, telling me I have a voice mail. I play it and it's a woman. Her message to me goes something like this: "Listen, I don't know who you are, or why you're sending my husband a picture of yourself. I don't know how my husband knows you, but if you want to get hold of him, you need to text me. I don't appreciate you sending a damn picture of yourself to his phone. And who the hell is Velvet Kitty?!" So I delete it, saying to myself "Oops, I sent that to this psycho woman."

Well, about 5 minutes later, I get another call from a restricted number. No way was I going to answer it. This time, it's the husband, and he's none too happy about getting his ass blistered by his wife over this stupid picture.

His voice mail goes something like this: *in redneck accent* "Listen lady, I don't know who the hell you are, or why the fuck you're sending me pictures of yourself to me, but you need to leave me the hell alone. I don't want your goddam picture. You just got me in a whole goddam heaping helping of trouble with my wife. Don't text me again!"

Wow. Those two obviously have issues. They need heavy medication and they deserve each other. They definitely wouldn't fit into the polygamist groups we were talking about before. Jeez -o-pete!