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The Warbarge is where players in DUST 514 gather prior to deployment. Here we talk about tactics, communication preparations, and last minute drop suit enhancements.
But the WarBar, well, that's another story. It's where all of our twisted off-night stories are immortalized. When we leave the battlefield for the day. When we are either too drunk to hold a weapon straight, or intend to be. We go to the WarBar; and here, anything goes.
I hereby present to the DSA an early prototype of the First Season. Pretty soon more DSA from the DUST 514 Platoon will join in on the "Quafe" infused shenanigans (alcohol). I apologize firsthand for some of the picture quality, this does not represent the quality of possible final products.
Brought to you by PlayStation home :D
Enjoy!
Incomming transmission....
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Location: DSA WarBAR
Synopsis: Colonel JDEZ comes back home from an action packed day at work. Feeling a bit squishy in his caldari scout suit, he decides to throw on an old blueprint and heads down to the bar for a drink..
He enters into the bar and takes a seat, fitting in with the usuals. The bartender walks up to him and asks,
Bartender: "What will it be tonight sir?"
She glances at him in mystery, wondering what it would be like to see the man behind the dropsuit helmet.
JDEZ: "I'll take a few of your strongest drinks there honey." He says.
She giggles at his response, promptly bringing him a few epic Quafes.
Bartender: "You must have been fighting hard today sweetie, take these two on the house."
She places the drinks in front of him.
He can't decide which one to endulge in first.
The bartender asks,
Bartender: "So, do you come here often?"
She smiles as she asks, still wondering about the face belonging to the voice in question.
-----JDEZ takes a big gulp of the alchoholic beverage and says,
JDEZ: "Meh, havent been here in a while. Been a bit busy, you know.. Killin shit. Givin orders."
The mask visor opens partially as he drinks his quafe. The top half of the mask still remaining hidden. A stern beard is seen as the mask halfway recedes. The beard is properly groomed so that it doesn't get stuck when the visor recovers.
JDEZ: "How about yourself, how was your day sugar?"
She looks out past the window, onwards of the distant planet.
Bartender: "Mmmh, quite boring I must say. I can only wonder what it is like to fight on a different planet each day. What is it like? On that one over there?"
She pauses before continuing.
Bartender: "Did yall conquer it?"
-----JDEZ finishes the first Quafe, and stands to walk towards the window.
-----JDEZ stares out into the distance
JDEZ: "It is brutal, and very dangerous. Especially for our enemies. What was done here today will go down in history. The Dark Side Alliance takes no shit from anyone."
He goes back to take a seat; takes an enormous swig of the second quafe, depleting it, and perfectly tosses the bottle into the recycling bin.
He then says,
JDEZ: "Besides, what we do ensures your safety, and the safety of all those both here on the ship, and on the planet. It has to be done."
Bartender: "We thank you and the DSA for your bravery. You all are much appreciated. Ive heard the stories."
JDEZ: "Is that right?"
Bartender: "Yes, how you have fought in some of the most honorable wars ever to come across New Eden. Without you all, we would have been slaughtered by those savage Minmatar clans."
JDEZ: "Ehh, they're not all bad. Some of them at least."
The bartender slides him another drink, this time his visor raises completely as he drinks the final Quafe.
She then blushes as she gazes upon the valiant warrior behind the mask.
Bartender: "Oh wow, I didnt know you were-"
JDEZ: "One of them? Raised Kamiera, but I was awakened to the truth. That was when Ratix took me under his wing."
The bartender, too shy to glance eye to eye, turns away in near disbelief. Knowing then that she was speaking with the DSA prime director. She thinks to herself,
Bartenders thoughts: "I have only heard of their looks and that they were savages, but how handsome they are, OMG!"
JDEZ: "Thanks for the drinks again, madame." he stands up to walk to the slay table.
Bartender: "but wait! Before you go."
She slides him a thin card on the table, JDEZ scoops it up as he gets up.
Bartender: "For when I get off from here later ;)" -she says softly, more high pitched.
Bartender thoughts: "I wonder what they are like in bed, so Ive heard the stories."
JDEZ takes her personal quarters access card and places it in his gadget pouch.
JDEZ Thoughts: "That was almost too easy :D"
He heads over to the slayer table...
But the WarBar, well, that's another story. It's where all of our twisted off-night stories are immortalized. When we leave the battlefield for the day. When we are either too drunk to hold a weapon straight, or intend to be. We go to the WarBar; and here, anything goes.
I hereby present to the DSA an early prototype of the First Season. Pretty soon more DSA from the DUST 514 Platoon will join in on the "Quafe" infused shenanigans (alcohol). I apologize firsthand for some of the picture quality, this does not represent the quality of possible final products.
Brought to you by PlayStation home :D
Enjoy!
Incomming transmission....
------------------------------------------
Location: DSA WarBAR
Synopsis: Colonel JDEZ comes back home from an action packed day at work. Feeling a bit squishy in his caldari scout suit, he decides to throw on an old blueprint and heads down to the bar for a drink..
He enters into the bar and takes a seat, fitting in with the usuals. The bartender walks up to him and asks,
Bartender: "What will it be tonight sir?"
She glances at him in mystery, wondering what it would be like to see the man behind the dropsuit helmet.
JDEZ: "I'll take a few of your strongest drinks there honey." He says.
She giggles at his response, promptly bringing him a few epic Quafes.
Bartender: "You must have been fighting hard today sweetie, take these two on the house."
She places the drinks in front of him.
He can't decide which one to endulge in first.
The bartender asks,
Bartender: "So, do you come here often?"
She smiles as she asks, still wondering about the face belonging to the voice in question.
-----JDEZ takes a big gulp of the alchoholic beverage and says,
JDEZ: "Meh, havent been here in a while. Been a bit busy, you know.. Killin shit. Givin orders."
The mask visor opens partially as he drinks his quafe. The top half of the mask still remaining hidden. A stern beard is seen as the mask halfway recedes. The beard is properly groomed so that it doesn't get stuck when the visor recovers.
JDEZ: "How about yourself, how was your day sugar?"
She looks out past the window, onwards of the distant planet.
Bartender: "Mmmh, quite boring I must say. I can only wonder what it is like to fight on a different planet each day. What is it like? On that one over there?"
She pauses before continuing.
Bartender: "Did yall conquer it?"
-----JDEZ finishes the first Quafe, and stands to walk towards the window.
-----JDEZ stares out into the distance
JDEZ: "It is brutal, and very dangerous. Especially for our enemies. What was done here today will go down in history. The Dark Side Alliance takes no shit from anyone."
He goes back to take a seat; takes an enormous swig of the second quafe, depleting it, and perfectly tosses the bottle into the recycling bin.
He then says,
JDEZ: "Besides, what we do ensures your safety, and the safety of all those both here on the ship, and on the planet. It has to be done."
Bartender: "We thank you and the DSA for your bravery. You all are much appreciated. Ive heard the stories."
JDEZ: "Is that right?"
Bartender: "Yes, how you have fought in some of the most honorable wars ever to come across New Eden. Without you all, we would have been slaughtered by those savage Minmatar clans."
JDEZ: "Ehh, they're not all bad. Some of them at least."
The bartender slides him another drink, this time his visor raises completely as he drinks the final Quafe.
She then blushes as she gazes upon the valiant warrior behind the mask.
Bartender: "Oh wow, I didnt know you were-"
JDEZ: "One of them? Raised Kamiera, but I was awakened to the truth. That was when Ratix took me under his wing."
The bartender, too shy to glance eye to eye, turns away in near disbelief. Knowing then that she was speaking with the DSA prime director. She thinks to herself,
Bartenders thoughts: "I have only heard of their looks and that they were savages, but how handsome they are, OMG!"
JDEZ: "Thanks for the drinks again, madame." he stands up to walk to the slay table.
Bartender: "but wait! Before you go."
She slides him a thin card on the table, JDEZ scoops it up as he gets up.
Bartender: "For when I get off from here later ;)" -she says softly, more high pitched.
Bartender thoughts: "I wonder what they are like in bed, so Ive heard the stories."
JDEZ takes her personal quarters access card and places it in his gadget pouch.
JDEZ Thoughts: "That was almost too easy :D"
He heads over to the slayer table...
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