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  • #1
    RaTix
    Emperor

    Stormtrooper Eye Exam

    All Stormtroopers must pass a standard eye exam to be considered fit for duty.
    The Good news is you can take this exam online right now with the holonet exam room.

    CLICK HERE TO ENTER
    **THE IMPERIAL HOLONET: VIRTUAL EXAM ROOM**






    ** The DSA is not responsible for any actual epilepsy fits caused by the eye exam. Families of those suffering a fatal or any type of fit or seizsure will not recieve any kind of compensation from the DSA Galactic Empire. By clicking the above link you agree to these terms. You Enter at own risk
    "POWER!!! UNLIMITED POOWWWEEEER!!!!!!

    "Tell me what you regard as your greatest strength, so I will know how best to undermine you; tell me of your greatest fear, so I will know which I must force you to face; tell me what you cherish most, so I will know what to take from you; and tell me what you crave, so that I might deny you."
    ?Darth Plagueis

    "Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me."
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    • #2
      Taco_assassin
      Honorary DSA
      • Mar 2006
      • 906
      • DSA TacO
      mwahaha. i do not!!!

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        • #3
          Tomahawk
          Imperial Guard
          • Feb 2006
          • 1415
          Nope I'm clear. Catchy tune though.

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            • #4
              R2D2
              Civilian
              • Mar 2006
              • 381
              Well I couldn’t read it all I was blinded halfway into the sentence.

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                • #5
                  CRABcrap
                  Civilian
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 233
                  Man I could hardly read the fine print and I wish not every thing was blocked by my school. Well this site isn’t which is a good thing. :)
                  Rifles, shotguns, and rockets are weapons of war,
                  A few good men (& women), a fantastic strategic leader, and tacts are weapons of armies,
                  with both combined there shall be victory!
                  LET US SHOW'EM WHAT WE ARE MADE OF!!!

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                    • #6
                      shocker101
                      Honorary DSA
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 1622
                      That was good Ratix I have to give you props on that. hahahah
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                        • #7
                          RegentOne
                          Imperial Advisor
                          This will certainly give you a headache while reading. Maybe it is the primary reason bucketheads have those nice shaded spectacles on there helmet face. LOL
                          "Do on to others before they do on to you.”
                          {DSA} RegentOne

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                            • #8
                              commander_zach
                              Civilian
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 42
                              oww

                              Is it for real because i don't think. GOD that blinded me
                              AI stands for Artificial Idiots.

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                                • #9
                                  Master_Ian
                                  Civilian
                                  • Apr 2006
                                  • 587
                                  i passed it just gave me a bit of a headache
                                  One shot, One kill.

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                                    • #10
                                      Rixter_X
                                      Civilian
                                      • Feb 2006
                                      • 87
                                      OK, so I'm not a S'Trooper but curiosisty got the best of me. To be honest, I clicked, heard some music and then passed out.... I'm still curious.
















                                      Running, scrambling, flying,Rolling, turning, diving, going in again.

                                      Run, live to fly, fly to live, do or die
                                      Won't you run, live to fly, fly to live. Aces high.

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                                        • #11
                                          shocker101
                                          Honorary DSA
                                          • Dec 2005
                                          • 1622
                                          you need to be high and i am sure it will give you some wierd visions. lol
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                                            • #12
                                              Sarge
                                              Civilian
                                              • Jun 2006
                                              • 57
                                              I passed. That was some weird music. I laughed the whole way through at it's stupidity.

                                              For 200 credits I'll assassinate anyone you want.

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                                                • #13
                                                  Phoenix
                                                  Honorary DSA
                                                  I could have sworn that I saw Yoda naked and mooning me in the spaces. Does that mean I passed or failed?
                                                  Boom. Outta here.

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