YOU ARE A CHILD OF THE 80'S IF:
You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off".
You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer".
You know who Max Headroom is.
You ever wore flourescent, neon if you will, clothing.
You wanted to be on StarSearch
You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout".
You HAD to have your MTV
You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie.
You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called"Prince".
You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played "Sam" to be.
You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.
You own any cassettes.
Poltergeist freaked you out.
You ever had a Swatch Watch
You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
You had WonderWoman or Superman underoos.
You know what a "Whammee" is.
you took family trips BEFORE the invention of the mini-van. You
rode in the back of the station wagon and you faced the cars behind
you.
"Celebration" by Kool & the Gang was one of the hot new songs
when you first heard it at a school dance
this timeline appropriately describes actual events in your life:
Star Wars opens, you are still in single digit ages, and you think
the creatures are WAY cool. Empire Strikes Back opens, you are now in
early double digit ages, and you are convinced that the special
effects are much better, the characters are cool, and you want one of
every collectible out there. Return of the Jedi hits the theaters...you
are now a teenager, and you cannot get your eyes off Princess Leia's
breasts or
HanSolo's butt.
you're doing absolutely nothing with anything pertaining to your
major degree
you're finding that you just don't understand more than half the
lingo used on MTV any more
sex is still as much fun as it used to
be, and you're still really interested in it, but you just want to
make sure there's nothing really good on cable that you'd be missing
first
you ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon
you spent endless nights dreaming about being the Bionic Woman or
Wonder Woman or the Six Million Dollar Man
you know who shot J.R.
You practice getting in and out of your car through the windows
Your watch alarm still plays the 'Star Wars' theme music.
Hear the names 'William Shatner' or 'Heather Locklear' and think "Ah yes, T.J. Hooker!"
M&M's still had light brown, and there was no green or blue
calculator watches were cool, and everyone had a pair of stonewash jeans.
there was no Internet, and you just downloaded files from Buletin Board Systems because you could
it took five minutes for the TV to warm up.
laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or towels hidden
inside the box.
When being sent to the principal's office was nothing compared to
the fate that awaited a misbehaving student at home. (beating)
You rolled up the sleeves on your sports jacket for the Sonny Crockett look
You thought Clint Eastwood would one day be president.
I watched "Scooby Doo." Daphne was a Goddess, and I thought Shaggy was smoking something synthetic in the back of their psychedelic van. I hated Scrappy.
Conjunction junction, what's your function?")..
Micronauts, Shogun warriors, Space 1999
You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off".
You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer".
You know who Max Headroom is.
You ever wore flourescent, neon if you will, clothing.
You wanted to be on StarSearch
You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout".
You HAD to have your MTV
You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie.
You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called"Prince".
You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played "Sam" to be.
You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.
You own any cassettes.
Poltergeist freaked you out.
You ever had a Swatch Watch
You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
You had WonderWoman or Superman underoos.
You know what a "Whammee" is.
you took family trips BEFORE the invention of the mini-van. You
rode in the back of the station wagon and you faced the cars behind
you.
"Celebration" by Kool & the Gang was one of the hot new songs
when you first heard it at a school dance
this timeline appropriately describes actual events in your life:
Star Wars opens, you are still in single digit ages, and you think
the creatures are WAY cool. Empire Strikes Back opens, you are now in
early double digit ages, and you are convinced that the special
effects are much better, the characters are cool, and you want one of
every collectible out there. Return of the Jedi hits the theaters...you
are now a teenager, and you cannot get your eyes off Princess Leia's
breasts or
HanSolo's butt.
you're doing absolutely nothing with anything pertaining to your
major degree
you're finding that you just don't understand more than half the
lingo used on MTV any more
sex is still as much fun as it used to
be, and you're still really interested in it, but you just want to
make sure there's nothing really good on cable that you'd be missing
first
you ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon
you spent endless nights dreaming about being the Bionic Woman or
Wonder Woman or the Six Million Dollar Man
you know who shot J.R.
You practice getting in and out of your car through the windows
Your watch alarm still plays the 'Star Wars' theme music.
Hear the names 'William Shatner' or 'Heather Locklear' and think "Ah yes, T.J. Hooker!"
M&M's still had light brown, and there was no green or blue
calculator watches were cool, and everyone had a pair of stonewash jeans.
there was no Internet, and you just downloaded files from Buletin Board Systems because you could
it took five minutes for the TV to warm up.
laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or towels hidden
inside the box.
When being sent to the principal's office was nothing compared to
the fate that awaited a misbehaving student at home. (beating)
You rolled up the sleeves on your sports jacket for the Sonny Crockett look
You thought Clint Eastwood would one day be president.
I watched "Scooby Doo." Daphne was a Goddess, and I thought Shaggy was smoking something synthetic in the back of their psychedelic van. I hated Scrappy.
Conjunction junction, what's your function?")..
Micronauts, Shogun warriors, Space 1999
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