Lesson to be learned at walmart.

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  • #1
    Reaver
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    Lesson to be learned at walmart.

    Well,

    Reaver got off of work at 10:40 last night.

    He met up with his friends at walmart to look for some stuff for haloween.

    Well I dont know how most walmarts are where you live. But the doors are locked and people were inside shopping but I didnt know how to get in.

    So theres me and 5 friends.

    Theres a little median in the middle where the carts go. Now If you notice you have to duck to go under it. well 4 of my friends go first, one of them who is 6.4and Im only 6.1

    So after watching them go under I run in there like a football player and pool my head up just after the blinds.

    Well I hit my nose on the metal peice that was in there and was laid flat out.

    I peeled off, bloody nose, and at the time laying there on the floor. Im thinking to myself. This needs to be on youtube, I really DO Use my head. Im a dumbass, it hurt really bad and it was all so hilarious at the same time.

    So I realized that I had to go around next time instead of getting head to head with a door.

    Lesson about this.

    Always use your head when it comes to ducking. ;)
    " I need a beer "
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    • #2
      Muncher
      Lieutenant
      I have been telling everyone Walmart is evil. Now there is proof. Unsuspecting Walmart assualts Reaver.
      We are all gonna have to live in da woods some day, cause the government is gonna take our guns away.
      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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        • #3
          Ditch
          Civilian
          • Oct 2006
          • 979
          Originally posted by Muncher
          I have been telling everyone Walmart is evil. Now there is proof. Unsuspecting Walmart assualts Reaver.
          lol I agree, I dont really have the height problem, I can just duck a little, I am 5'9
          Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man, that state is obsolete. A case to be filed under "M" for Mankind - in The Twilight Zone.

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            • #4
              sith_warden
              Civilian
              • Mar 2007
              • 121
              walmart

              well being an employee of wal-mart even though ir can be a good place ro work,its also the store from hell deslock knows what i,m talking about ,i
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                • #5
                  Master_Ian
                  Civilian
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 587
                  As a Target employee I can tell you that hell is actually red.
                  One shot, One kill.

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                    • #6
                      THeDRiZZLe
                      Honorary DSA
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 929
                      ****...I work for Comast...Wallmart may get the news stories...but no body is hated more than my ass! I have actually been accused of eating babies! Serious ..that's not a joke! He got really pissed when I laughed at him....then I disabled all his boxes and his modem. Oopppsss! Don't mess with someone who can shut your **** off with the click of a button! All because his little college ass waited til the last minute to call in to get his internet hooked up! MoTHA @#$%& when I was in school we didn't have the internet, we READ !@#$%&*@ BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO



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                        • #7
                          shocker101
                          Honorary DSA
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 1622
                          You now know that Walmart is your worst enemy.
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                            • #8
                              Gino
                              Civilian
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 1559
                              • Gino31B
                              Originally posted by Reaver
                              Well,

                              Reaver got off of work at 10:40 last night.
                              First person, this should be interesting

                              He met up with his friends at walmart to look for some stuff for haloween.
                              Sure you were, you wanted a costume to go trick-or-treating

                              Well I dont know how most walmarts are where you live. But the doors are locked and people were inside shopping but I didnt know how to get in.
                              ????? Was there a point to include this part in the story?

                              So theres me and 5 friends.
                              So were they your friends? Or just 5 guys standing around all friends, and you decided you wanted to hang-out with them. (Back to third person)

                              Theres a little median in the middle where the carts go. Now If you notice you have to duck to go under it.
                              You have to duck to go under a median?

                              well 4 of my friends go first, one of them who is 6.4and Im only 6.1
                              Did the fifth friend go home because he chickened out?

                              So after watching them go under I run in there like a football player and pool my head up just after the blinds.
                              Trying to figure out the excitement of this task

                              Well I hit my nose on the metal peice that was in there and was laid flat out.
                              Lesson learned, you need to be a football player with a helmet to accomplish this

                              I peeled off, bloody nose, and at the time laying there on the floor. Im thinking to myself. This needs to be on youtube, I really DO Use my head.
                              Most people think of getting medical attention

                              Im a dumbass,
                              No comment

                              So I realized that I had to go around next time instead of getting head to head with a door.
                              So you wanted to do it again?


                              Luckily you are a bears fan and I didn't pick this story apart.
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                                • #9
                                  Ditch
                                  Civilian
                                  • Oct 2006
                                  • 979
                                  Originally posted by THeDRiZZLe
                                  ****...I work for Comast...Wallmart may get the news stories...but no body is hated more than my ass! I have actually been accused of eating babies! Serious ..that's not a joke! He got really pissed when I laughed at him....then I disabled all his boxes and his modem. Oopppsss! Don't mess with someone who can shut your **** off with the click of a button! All because his little college ass waited til the last minute to call in to get his internet hooked up! MoTHA @#$%& when I was in school we didn't have the internet, we READ !@#$%&*@ BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO
                                  lol thats is just too damn funny,lmao. good for you
                                  Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man, that state is obsolete. A case to be filed under "M" for Mankind - in The Twilight Zone.

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