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Hey do you guys ever watch monster quest on the history channel? There has been the discovery and interaction never recorded before of Bigfoot. These dudes up in this northern Ontario cabin (which is super remote and only used 2-3 months a year) have heard logs banging together often and crazy noises. One of the dudes claims that "it" started shaking the cabin one night before he went to bed. So next time they come back to fish, the cabin is super ransacked. I mean everything was everywhere, like someone robbed the place and looked everywhere. Not a bear though because there was no food in the cabin, or claw/teeth marks anywhere.
So these dudes make a bed of screws and put it on the ground in front of the door. The next time they came back, it had hella blood, hair, and tissue all over the screw board. In a big area, about 8 inches across, 18 inches long. They collect the samples. Before they send them to the lab they want a first hand experience. One dude camps by himself in the middle of nowhere bangin rocks together to try and draw him out, nothing happens all night. Same with the other dude at the cabin who was banging logs against trees.
The next night, these dudes try again. So they light a bon fire and bang on the trees and **** again. Well one dude is pissing off the porch when all of a sudden a ****ing rock comes flying from the woods and hits the side of the house. So they get all freaked out, but you know they are scientists so they throw the rock back. Well a couple minutes go by and another rock comes from the woods and hits the roof. So then they get a little scared and hide in the cabin.
They go back to the states, and send the samples for DNA testing. At first it didn't work becuase they had been sitting in the rain and the galvanized material on the screws was messing everything up. So a real good lab tech seaparates galvanized matter away from the DNA. The hair under microscope, was said to be very close to human but of a wild unkempt nature. It also matched no known hair of any animal. When the DNA came back, it turned out that it was matched to mostly human, but with one little dash of Chimp DNA. Very Very interesting indeed.
We are either on the verge of discovering the famed Bigfoot or a genetically mutated ferral man.
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So these dudes make a bed of screws and put it on the ground in front of the door. The next time they came back, it had hella blood, hair, and tissue all over the screw board. In a big area, about 8 inches across, 18 inches long. They collect the samples. Before they send them to the lab they want a first hand experience. One dude camps by himself in the middle of nowhere bangin rocks together to try and draw him out, nothing happens all night. Same with the other dude at the cabin who was banging logs against trees.
The next night, these dudes try again. So they light a bon fire and bang on the trees and **** again. Well one dude is pissing off the porch when all of a sudden a ****ing rock comes flying from the woods and hits the side of the house. So they get all freaked out, but you know they are scientists so they throw the rock back. Well a couple minutes go by and another rock comes from the woods and hits the roof. So then they get a little scared and hide in the cabin.
They go back to the states, and send the samples for DNA testing. At first it didn't work becuase they had been sitting in the rain and the galvanized material on the screws was messing everything up. So a real good lab tech seaparates galvanized matter away from the DNA. The hair under microscope, was said to be very close to human but of a wild unkempt nature. It also matched no known hair of any animal. When the DNA came back, it turned out that it was matched to mostly human, but with one little dash of Chimp DNA. Very Very interesting indeed.
We are either on the verge of discovering the famed Bigfoot or a genetically mutated ferral man.
React to me!!!
I can't wait for the results from the lab get back. Unless the Men in Black take it away and hide it in area 51, never to be revealed again.
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