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Having recently got a job with mall security, I found the Mall Ninja to be hilarious. It's a long read. There's little chance you'd want to go through the entire thing in one sitting. Anyone who enjoys guns or shooting/tactical games should get a kick out of it.
Summary: This guy works mall security, but thinks/pretends he is in charge of an elite tactical squad. He straps bullet proof plates to his chest and back with duct tape and swears that during one incident, he saved the mayor's nephew's life and his virginity. bahahaha.
Summary: This guy works mall security, but thinks/pretends he is in charge of an elite tactical squad. He straps bullet proof plates to his chest and back with duct tape and swears that during one incident, he saved the mayor's nephew's life and his virginity. bahahaha.
