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This is a pretty old video, but I brought it up on SoCom and Tony wanted me to post it. This cop eats some pot brownies and freaks out.
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"F--k Ron Paul!" -Gino in the heat of a losing battle; COD4; Crash. -
i think we're dead, i really do. HA! The closest i've ever seen anyone get to that from bein high is passing out:p -
I like when he asks what the score is on the Red Wings game to make sure he isn't hallucinating.Comment
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Opereator: jow fast is she breathing?
Cop: IDK, time is moving by very very very slow.....
This **** had me litterally LMFAO.
"Beefcake the Mighty, clotted with spew. His sword falls, skulls burst in two. The eyes burst from sockets, he is not through. Thousands of warriors he does this to. Piling the corpses of those that he slew. Untill it was hard to tell if the pile grew!"-GWARComment
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Oh so many years ago, before I went into the Army, and became the very anti-drug person I am now, back in High school, things were slightly.......different.
During those times my friends and myself came to several conclusions.
#1. God's favorite shoes are Nike's.
#2. God's favorite vegetable are green beans.
And my personal fave of all time. Something I will remember to the day I die, when I was sober, and a stoned buddy of mine said the most profound thing I've ever heard.
So much so, I even made a painting of it.:
Yeah, good times....lol.Can you grasp the concept of the meaning of the idea, which regulates around the flow of the cornflake?
Des.
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I 2nd Andy's motion!
"Beefcake the Mighty, clotted with spew. His sword falls, skulls burst in two. The eyes burst from sockets, he is not through. Thousands of warriors he does this to. Piling the corpses of those that he slew. Untill it was hard to tell if the pile grew!"-GWARComment
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I get high pretty often, but I have never heard nor felt compelled to say something as bonkers as that.Can you grasp the concept of the meaning of the idea, which regulates around the flow of the cornflake?
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It's not bonkers, it's actually quite deep thought. We used to sit around and just talk about stuff. Like what would you do if you could fly? If God had a favorite color, what would it be?.
My Mother loved that saying, and the picture I made about it. I don't have a clue where she has it...lol.
My buddy was just stoned and had the munchies, so he was eating dry breakfast cereal. He stopped for a second, held up a cornflake, and blurted out the deepest thing I've ever heard in my life.
What's the true meaning of life as we know it? The secret to life, the universe and everything, is not 42. It's the life energy that pervades around and incircles......"Cornflakes".
So now you know. And learning is half the battle.
"Cobraaaaaa!!!!"
Des.
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Ok, I'm gonna go smoke a fat ass blunt then come back to read this again. maybe then it will make sense. Maybe grab some cornflakes too...."POWER!!! UNLIMITED POOWWWEEEER!!!!!!
"Tell me what you regard as your greatest strength, so I will know how best to undermine you; tell me of your greatest fear, so I will know which I must force you to face; tell me what you cherish most, so I will know what to take from you; and tell me what you crave, so that I might deny you."
?Darth Plagueis
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me."Comment
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NIce GI Joe referance Des.
And I have seen my uncle get soooo Baked that he was carrying an intelegent deep hearted conversation about the Funyen god which I think he was doing more than smoking but Im not the one to argue with a man who is stoned and has such munchies that he begins to belive that the chip is a god that is trying to show mankind the ways of life through taste...sigpic
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