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I found this on GameFAQs.com and I thought it was pretty funny since we run into people like this all the time on COD4.
Dear Mr. E-Thug,
Seriously?
First round of SnD on Bloc and my clan-mate goes away from his controller for about 45 seconds and you go ape-**** about how retarded and gay he is. He comes back, we are all dead by then, and immediately kills two people before being swarmed. Next round he gets 2 more kills but ends up being the last one alive (all while you rant and rave about the previous round). He doesn't see the last man alive, that DID see him and dies. You then vow to team kill him. Next round starts and I gun you down while you fire at my clan-mate. I promptly get sniped for my efforts, just in time to hear you beginning the longest, and most embarrassing, display of e-thuggery I have ever witnessed.
Within 45 seconds, I have found out that my clan, and all of our respective members (and their families) are both retarded and gay. I begin to count to 10 (because I know what is coming), and sure enough....at 6 you let us know that you are could, and are GOING TO, beat us up in real life. I do give you some credit though. It took you at LEAST a good minute before you decided to move to racial slurs. Somehow being called a "cracka" , doesn't carry the sting that other tactics might have... especially coming from another "cracka". While the rest of us were enjoying your tirade immensely, you couldn't fully appreciate the hilarity of the situation... partly because you had begun the commonly-used "endless string of nonsensically mashed together expletives". It became quickly apparent that you had completely gone insane, and as much as I wanted to continue our witty banter, I decided not to incite you any further... making judicious use of the "newly-created" and MUCH loved mute button.
It was now time to return to the lobby, at which point it was obvious to everyone on both sides that you were surely moments away from some form of cardiac "event". Unfortunately, you spewed several more curse words and quit out before I had the chance to try to calm you down. I hope you sought immediate medical, and psychiatric, attention.
Know that I am truly sorry that my clan and myself have bothered you so deeply. Please don't come beat me up in real life....
Seriously?
First round of SnD on Bloc and my clan-mate goes away from his controller for about 45 seconds and you go ape-**** about how retarded and gay he is. He comes back, we are all dead by then, and immediately kills two people before being swarmed. Next round he gets 2 more kills but ends up being the last one alive (all while you rant and rave about the previous round). He doesn't see the last man alive, that DID see him and dies. You then vow to team kill him. Next round starts and I gun you down while you fire at my clan-mate. I promptly get sniped for my efforts, just in time to hear you beginning the longest, and most embarrassing, display of e-thuggery I have ever witnessed.
Within 45 seconds, I have found out that my clan, and all of our respective members (and their families) are both retarded and gay. I begin to count to 10 (because I know what is coming), and sure enough....at 6 you let us know that you are could, and are GOING TO, beat us up in real life. I do give you some credit though. It took you at LEAST a good minute before you decided to move to racial slurs. Somehow being called a "cracka" , doesn't carry the sting that other tactics might have... especially coming from another "cracka". While the rest of us were enjoying your tirade immensely, you couldn't fully appreciate the hilarity of the situation... partly because you had begun the commonly-used "endless string of nonsensically mashed together expletives". It became quickly apparent that you had completely gone insane, and as much as I wanted to continue our witty banter, I decided not to incite you any further... making judicious use of the "newly-created" and MUCH loved mute button.
It was now time to return to the lobby, at which point it was obvious to everyone on both sides that you were surely moments away from some form of cardiac "event". Unfortunately, you spewed several more curse words and quit out before I had the chance to try to calm you down. I hope you sought immediate medical, and psychiatric, attention.
Know that I am truly sorry that my clan and myself have bothered you so deeply. Please don't come beat me up in real life....
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