Today's moral lesson from Lord Deslock.

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  • Deslock
    Darth Beratter

    Today's moral lesson from Lord Deslock.

    One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a
    well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
    the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

    Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
    well needed to be covered up anyway;
    it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

    He invited all his neighbors to come over and
    help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began
    to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
    donkey realized what was happening and cried
    horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he
    quieted down.

    A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
    looked down the well. He was astonished at what
    he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
    back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
    He would shake it off and take a step up.

    As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel
    dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
    off and take a step up.

    Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
    stepped up over the edge of the well and
    happily trotted off!

    Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds
    of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well
    is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
    our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out
    of the deepest wells just by not stopping,
    never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

    Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

    Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

    Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.

    Live simply and appreciate what you have.

    Give more.

    Expect less


    NOW ............

    Enough of that crap . The donkey later came back,
    and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
    The gash from the bite got infected and
    the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.


    MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:

    When you do something wrong, and try to cover
    your ass, it always comes back to bite you.


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  • #2
    CHRIST
    Civilian

    Why didn't he put a large rock on top of the well? Or seal it with wood? Poor planning on his part.


    "I know they were just kids, but we kicked their pube-less asses!"

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    • #3
      jmhc74
      Honorary DSA
      • Dec 2007
      • 2433

      I thought the moral of the story would be to "Watch where you walk you dumb ass/donkey!!!"
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      A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's greatest civilizations has been 200 years. ― Alexis de Tocqueville

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      • #4
        RaTix
        Emperor

        It doesn't matter what you learn from the story, as long as you learn something. It's all a matter of perspective.

        "Why is it no-one ever believes me even when I'm telling the truth ? "
        "Have you ever heard the story about the boy who cried wolf ? "
        "No "
        "It's a children's story about a young shepard boy who gets lonely while attending his flock, so he cries out to the villagers that a wolf is attacking the sheep. The people come running, but of course there's no wolf. He claims that it's run away and the people praise him for his vigilance. "
        "Clever lad! Charming story."
        "I'm not finished. The next day the boy does it again and the next two and on the fourth day a wolf really comes. The boy cries out to the top of his lungs, but the villagers ignore him and the boy and his flock are gobbled up. "
        "That's a little graphic for children, wouldn't you say? "
        "But the point is; if you lie all the time nobody's going to believe you, even when you're telling the truth "
        "Are you sure that's the point, doctor? "
        "Of course. What else could it be? "
        "That you should never tell the same lie twice "
        "POWER!!! UNLIMITED POOWWWEEEER!!!!!!

        "Tell me what you regard as your greatest strength, so I will know how best to undermine you; tell me of your greatest fear, so I will know which I must force you to face; tell me what you cherish most, so I will know what to take from you; and tell me what you crave, so that I might deny you."
        ?Darth Plagueis

        "Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me."

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