Man Dressed as Darth Vader Spared Jail for Attack on Founder of Britain's Jedi Church

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  • NotRob
    Honorary DSA
    • May 2007
    • 43

    Man Dressed as Darth Vader Spared Jail for Attack on Founder of Britain's Jedi Church

    Man Dressed as Darth Vader Spared Jail for Attack on Founder of Britain's Jedi Church

    HOLYHEAD, Wales — A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.

    Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones — aka Master Jonba Hehol — with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court.

    He also whacked Jones' 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones — known as Master Mormi Hehol — bruising his thigh in the March 25 incident, prosecutors said.

    The two cousins and Barney Jones' brother, Daniel, set up the Church of Jediism, Anglesey order, last year. Jedi is the faith followed by some of the central characters in the "Star Wars" films.

    The group, which claims about 30 members, says on its Web site that it uses "insight and knowledge" from the films as "a guide to living a better and more worthwhile life."

    "We all love the films and what they stand for. Obviously some people are going to laugh about it," the Wales on Sunday newspaper quoted Barney Jones as saying last month. "But a lot of people do take it seriously."

    Unfortunately for Hughes, his March attack was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle.

    "Darth Vader! Jedis!" Hughes shouted as he approached.

    Hughes claimed he couldn't remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon box of wine beforehand.

    "He knows his behavior was wrong and didn't want it to happen but he has no recollection of it," said Hughes' lawyer, Frances Jones.

    District Judge Andrew Shaw sentenced Hughes to two months in jail but suspended the sentence for one year. He also ordered Hughes to pay $195 to each of his victims and $117 in court costs.

    In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 — 0.7 percent of the population — listed Jedi as their religion.

    -Associated Press


    I figured you guys should know about the ongoing struggle against the Jedi council.

    Yes, its only a matter of time now...
  • #2
    captnjeter
    Honorary DSA

    God damn it, Tomahawk, why the hell were you all the way in Britain? Just because you're the Sith here doesn't mean you need to do that to other people!
    "You gotta have fun. Regardless of how you look at it, we're playing a game. It's a business, it's our job, but I don't think you can do well unless you're having fun." - Derek Jeter

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    • #3
      Tomahawk
      Imperial Guard
      • Feb 2006
      • 1415

      This is more up Kerry's alley. Two reasons. First it was Vader (I ****ing despise the bastard, Maul was much much cooler and cried less). Second the bastard used a crutch and Kerry's a geriatric old fart.

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      • #4
        Brocman
        Honorary DSA
        • May 2008
        • 3953
        • Brocman

        Thats awesome. Too bad Vader got pinched. I wonder if he tried to cut off one of their arms. That would have been priceless

        Now what we need though is the video to be put on youtube for major laughs.
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