Favorite "The Onion" Headline

[Cancer]

I found this incredibly sad and awful yet hilarious. When the mother said something hopeful the guy pretty much just says, "Nope, she's definitely a prostitute now."

<a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=33829 231">Age-Progression Technology Indicates Missing Child A Prostitute</a><br><embed src="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf" flashvars="m=33829231&v=2&type=video" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="430" height="346"></embed>

[Rdaug27]

ROFL, I love the Onion News LMAO. You know its fake right?

[AndyPants]

Best Onion headline ever:

Black Guy Begs Nation for Change

"...he has been seen standing in front of a crowds of 4,000 strangers making repeated demands for change..."

[Counterpunch]

I know of the onion newspaper but never heard of the onion news station? where can i watch it?

[Gino]

Favorite &quot;The Onion&quot; Headline

Since cancer brought up the onion I was thinking of past issues and did a search of my favorite from when I was in college. I was surprised that had this still. definitely entertaining

Here's the link:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/50097

[AndyPants]

As I posted in the other Onion thread:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/black_guy_asks_nation_for_change

I love that because it is probably the only truthful Onion headline EVER and it's still funny.

God bless the Onion and Infographics

[AndyPants]

It's on their website under, of all things, VIDEO

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/

[Brocman]

I thought that video was real until I saw in the onion news logo in the background of the so-called police detective. But that wasn't until like the third time they showed his face. lol.

wow that pic of jesus's "Ascension Dunk" is priceless.

[Gino]

the "Ascension Dunk" is awesome and the Biblical quotes make this a master piece. I guess you need to know the bible to really get a kick out of it.

[Brocman]

yes i agree, definetly a masterpiece

[Counterpunch]

That was hillarious! That headline is like 12 years old!!! How do you remember that?

[AndyPants]

Sometimes letting one thread die is better than merging and making them incoherent.
-Confucius

[sovereign]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/liberty_city_police_face

[Muncher]

New World of Warcraft

<embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/80992/video&autostart=false&image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/WARCRAFT_article.jpg&bufferlength=3&embedded=true& title=%27Warcraft%27%20Sequel%20Lets%20Gamers%20Pl ay%20A%20Character%20Playing%20%27Warcraft%27"></embed><br/><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/warcraft_sequel_lets_gamers_play?utm_source=embedd ed_video">'Warcraft' Sequel Lets Gamers Play A Character Playing 'Warcraft'</a>

I thought this was perfict timing.
Can we get it ratix please!

[AndyPants]

LMAO, I had to send that to my cuz that works at Blizzard.

VIVA LA CEBOLLA!