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  • Muncher
    Lieutenant

    #16
    Some more that I thought was funny.

    <embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/81809/video&autostart=false&image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/DEATH_PENALTY_article.jpg&bufferlength=3&embedded= true&title=Supreme%20Court%20Rules%20Death%20Penal ty%20Is%20%27Totally%20Badass%27"></embed><br/><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/supreme_court_rules_death_penalty?utm_source=embed ded_video">Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'</a>
    I am the law!



    This one is for all those Hockey fans in DSA.
    <embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/78477/video&autostart=false&image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/NFL-NHL_article80848560.jpg&bufferlength=3&embedded=tr ue&title=NHL%20Star%20Called%20Up%20To%20Big%20Lea gues%20To%20Play%20For%20NFL%20Team"></embed><br/><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nhl_star_called_up_to_big_leagues?utm_source=embed ded_video">NHL Star Called Up To Big Leagues To Play For NFL Team</a>
    We are all gonna have to live in da woods some day, cause the government is gonna take our guns away.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    • CHRIST
      Civilian

      #17
      The Ovechkin one is pretty funny


      "I know they were just kids, but we kicked their pube-less asses!"

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