9-11 and the Onion

[NotRob]

Let's see if this works:

<embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/76782/video&autostart=false&image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/CONSPIRACY_THEORY_article.jpg&bufferlength=3&embed ded=true&title=9%2F11%20Conspiracy%20Theories%20%2 7Ridiculous%2C%27%20Al%20Qaeda%20Says"></embed><br/><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/9_11_conspiracy_theories?utm_source=embedded_video ">9/11 Conspiracy Theories 'Ridiculous,' Al Qaeda Says</a>


"It's like talking to a goat"

[NotRob]

I am compelled to throw a few more onion videos here:

<embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/70622/video&autostart=false&image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/ONN_REPORTERS.jpg&bufferlength=3&embedded=true&tit le=Reporters%20Expose%20Airport%20Security%20Lapse s%20By%20Blowing%20Up%20Plane"></embed><br/><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/reporters_expose_airport_security?utm_source=embed ded_video">Reporters Expose Airport Security Lapses By Blowing Up Plane</a>

<embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/66669/video&autostart=false&image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/DOMESTIC_ABUSE.jpg&bufferlength=3&embedded=true&ti tle=Domestic%20Abuse%20No%20Longer%20A%20Problem%2 C%20Say%20Bruised%20Female%20Researchers"></embed><br/><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/domestic_abuse_no_longer_a?utm_source=embedded_vid eo">Domestic Abuse No Longer A Problem, Say Bruised Female Researchers</a>

[Rdaug27]

OMG the Domestic Abuse one is great. Reminds me of a joke my buddy told me, "What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing she hasn't been told twice." BALLZ