Republican Shenanigans

[RaTix]

The Republican party sent out letters to people that had "Return Enclosed" on the outside, leading people to believe it was there tax return. It actually contained a survey which in itself made it seem official to make people think they needed to fill it out. Here's the content of that document.

DO NOT DESTROY YOUR SURVEY! The enclosed Republican Senate Leadership Survey is an OFFICIAL REPUBLICAN PARTY DOCUMENT. Your Survey is REGISTERED IN YOUR NAME ONLY and MUST BE ACCOUNTED FOR upon completion of this project. If you decide not to represent your local voting district in this important Republican Senate Leadership Survey - please RETURN THE SURVEY DOCUMENT - AT ONCE - IN THE ENVELOPE PROVIDED.

Now the messed up part is that it had three options on the bottom, all of which asked for money to be sent.

1. Yes! I want to help defend our Republican Senate Majority and build a strong foundation of Republican grassroots support for President Bush and his agenda. I am enclosing my most generous contribution of: __$500 __$250 __$100 __$50 __$25 __Other$____

2. No. I do not wish to participate in this vital Republican Senate Leadership Survey. however, I am returning my Survey Document, along with a generous donation to help build Republican grassroots support for President Bush and his agenda. I am enclosing a donation of: __$500 __$250 __$100 __$50 __$25 __Other$___

3. And the the one that mostly pissed people off.
No. I do not wish to participate in the Survey, nor do I wish to make a donation to help the Republican Party. I am returning my Survey Document, along with a contribution of $11 to help cover the cost of tabulating and redistributing my Survey.

Caught this on CNN and some reason this Aqua Teen episode came to mind.

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You must HAVE TO HAVE IT for 30 days.

[Taco_assassin]

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[keyser28146]

Dude. ATHF is everything to me. Until season 5. Starting to jump the shark which makes my poor little cold black heart bleed a little motor oil. But Squidbillies is picking up the slack. "Why dont you take that weak s4!t down to the park, where maybe the squirrels will care?"