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  • Brocman
    Honorary DSA
    • May 2008
    • 3953
    • Brocman

    Typical woman, lol

    I found this topic on GameFAQs and it was funny as hell. If you've ever played the game The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion then you should get what the people are talking about.



    for those who don't feel like clicking on the link the Topic starts out with this:

    My Wife's Gaming Method

    My wife is into this game, which is cool because she hasn't enjoyed a video game for like a year. Here's one problem though, she's entered into some sick codependent relationship with Brother Martin. After meeting him in Kvatch "Apple Blossom" has dragged Brother Martin with her everywhere she goes.

    Fall down a hole in Fort Strand? Run around in circles until Brother Martin shows up to vaporize all enemies.

    Get scared of a zombie? Let Brother Martin kill all the zombies in sight

    Entering an oblivion gate? What a joke! With Brother Martin "the spartan" in tow to just annihalate any poor sucker he comes in contact with it just isn't challenging.

    Right now she's saying that she won't get rid of Brother Martin until he helps her to raise the 15k necessary to buy the house at Cheyindnhall...... how typical of a woman, make a guy do all the dirty work until he buys you a house, and then cut him lose.

    Seriously, the whole country is in discord, and could use a little bit of good news. Brother Jauffre is probably worried sick about Brother Martin, and going to Weynon Priory is all Brother Martin wants to talk about. But she just keeps dragging him around using brother Martin as a personal bodyguard.
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    "If we are marked to die, we are enough to do our country loss. And if to live, the fewer men, the greater share of honor...... We few, we happy few. We band of brothers. For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother, be he ne'er so vile. This day shall gentle his condition. And gentlemen in England now a-bed shall think themselves accursed they were not here. And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks who fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day."
    -St Crispin's Day Speech from Henry V
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    Inlimbo
    Honorary DSA
    • Oct 2004
    • 377
    • InLimbo

    LOL, thats great. I forgot how much i like playing this game. I need to dl the shivering isles still.
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      Brocman
      Honorary DSA
      • May 2008
      • 3953
      • Brocman

      Yeah the Shivering Isles is great. Once you go in there, there pretty much isn't any reason to leave, lol.
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      "If we are marked to die, we are enough to do our country loss. And if to live, the fewer men, the greater share of honor...... We few, we happy few. We band of brothers. For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother, be he ne'er so vile. This day shall gentle his condition. And gentlemen in England now a-bed shall think themselves accursed they were not here. And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks who fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day."
      -St Crispin's Day Speech from Henry V

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