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  • keyser28146
    Honorary DSA

    Crazy freakish killer insects

    There are about 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 insects on earth at any given moment. Seriously, that's a real number. For every one of us, there are 1.5 billion bugs. But some of them are so horrifying, just one is too many. Here are five you want to avoid at all


    One of the most fun to read articles ever.
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  • #2
    thedooku
    Honorary DSA
    • Sep 2008
    • 1701

    I saw this article on digg a couple months ago...Cracked has some of the most creative writers I've ever seen, and they can make anything funny...even the most terrifying bugs in the world.
    That Bot Fly is F'ed up!!! and seriously.....don't watch the video, I don't know why they posted it either.
    I'm glad I live in a climate that won't support any of those crazy insects.


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    • #3
      Brocman
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      • May 2008
      • 3953
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      That was just insane with the bot fly, That was just gross watching them pull it out of his back. It didn't look like it hurt that bad, just probably felt really weird mostly.
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      • #4
        Capthemfoos
        Honorary DSA

        That was pretty intense. Dude, if I ever com across any of those, I am squashing it. They just attack for no reason. Its just completely pointless. The African bee had the funniest commentary, I think.

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        • #5
          TheRealHanSolo
          Officer
          • Jun 2008
          • 1927
          • DSA Solo

          Keyser remind me to punch you when I get back. I never want to travel anywhere outside of the US again, hell anywhere outside of my house again. lol

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          • #6
            keyser28146
            Honorary DSA

            Get a load of this one:

            High school is a bad idea. You've got a bunch of moody idiots packed into tiny class-rooms with freaked-out teachers who resent the kids for being so young and full of promise. Something's gonna go wrong and according to YouTube, that something is the teacher


            The first teacher, if they posted his address, would get a check in the mail from 3 in no more than 4 business days.
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            • #7
              keyser28146
              Honorary DSA

              You are welcome to punch me, but I make that crazy Japanese Hornet look like daffodil with bunny ears if you piss me off.
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              • #8
                BOSS
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                • Jun 2005
                • 5834

                Originally posted by keyser28146
                You are welcome to punch me, but I make that crazy Japanese Hornet look like daffodil with bunny ears if you piss me off.
                QFT lol.

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                • #9
                  keyser28146
                  Honorary DSA

                  It's that crazy hornet that freaks me out. Not that the bot fly would be awesome, but uhm... Man. Those things are crazy in that video.
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                  • #10
                    Dioxin
                    Honorary DSA

                    Originally posted by Brocman
                    That was just insane with the bot fly, That was just gross watching them pull it out of his back. It didn't look like it hurt that bad, just probably felt really weird mostly.
                    they don't hurt. I pulled one out of a kitten once. The vet said, "you're going to see something white. Grab it with these tweezers." I didn't know what to expexxt, but not a f-ing jelly bean sized maggot. It was nasty.

                    BTW, this was a stray kitten in Rochester, NY. You can get bot fly larvae in the US...


                    EDIT: big hornet, but not the japanese kind. read the vid description.
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