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Working closelywith the military I had some documents forwarded me that I thought was hillarious and intriguing. Article 15's are stiff penalties to soldiers in the military for disciplinary reasons. Some being loss of rank and pay. Read the following attachments in order.
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That is the wierdist official document I have ever seen. I can't believe he replied with another star wars situation. Then the icing on the cake was "'if you took the time to read more star wars, you would not be in this much trouble." lolWe are all gonna have to live in da woods some day, cause the government is gonna take our guns away.
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NCO of higher rank is always held to a higher standard. Good reply by the CO. I like how he took the quotes from the SRA regarding Star Wars and implied a positive theme. Good find Gino. I'm just curious to know if this is actually an official document. It doesn’t seem like something that would come from such a professional nature as the Department of Defense."Do on to others before they do on to you.”
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I know it was because I work with Colonels and Majors at work and this was an official document circulated amongst the higher chain of command. Remember this is the Air Force Reserves. This is about the same level as boy scouts on the food chain.
For some of you not familiar with the military this basically a pathetic senior private in the military writing to a 50-60 year old colonel who has probably 30 years of military service and has much pull in the military.sigpicComment
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I'm getting "File damaged" also.
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LOL, that was funny as hell. I wasn't expecting the Colonel to reply with more star wars stuff. Very funny indeed.
I love the part where the guy being punished writes "when you're in there deliberatin' and conjugatin' my punishment..." very funny indeed.sigpic<a href="http://profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/visit/profiles/Brocman"><img src="http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/Brocman.png" width="230" height="155" border="0" /></a><br/><a href="http://www.us.playstation.com/PSN/SignUp">Get your Portable ID!</a>
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That is by far...the funniest thing I have ever read concerning the military ever. I would love to have that COL. as a bat commander....that is crazy. I can't believe the fella who received the article 15 quoted South park. The "Chewbacca Defense" was a bit that the creaters of South park did to make fun of Johnny Cochran. I have to give the offender some credit for some guts...sigpic
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