Stuiped Moments LETS HERE IT

[k1gibson]

Ok here it goes,Well this afternoon I stopped to fill up with Fuel were my
girlfriend works (manager)so I started pumping gas went inside screwed around got something to drink,I needed to get back to work,I had just picked up a rush job from a customer.So I headed back out to my truck jumped
in and took off (yes the nozzle was still in the truck duh) I heard something
looked in my side mirror and seen this women at the same pump but on the
other side with this kind of suprised / scared:o look then I seen the nozzle
sticking out the side of the truck.I SAID OH MOTHER FUCKER!! so I stopped
got out and ran to hose which is pumping out gas!!,I'm holding the hose trying
to talk into the intercom to shut down the pump,which they did but not just my pump they shut down the whole freakin store.So the people that was pumping
well u get the picture.I was getting some pretty nasty looks from the people
that was still there,I notice serveral people didn't hang out,thats when I wanted to crawl in hole!but anyway so I helped clean up a little and got
the hell out there. PRETTY FREAKIN STUIPED!! HEAD UP ASS

[RageProphetXIII]

THat was the ultimate OH SHhh!

[Rommel]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Pauses for breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Funniest shit I've ever heard!

[thedooku]

WOW. I pumped gas at a full-serve station all through high school. I've seen that done at least 3 times. Whenever it happened the gas would stop coming out because of some safety device inside the hose connections.

Sounds like they're missing some safety devices and you were the lucky one to hit the jack(ass)pot! ;) :D

Way to go buddy :p

[norm]

you spelled stupid wrong too

[Hogezz]

Hahaha! That's even better!

[k1gibson]

Yes I know it was spelled wrong and the check valve did not work,come to find out

[sig]

Im not sure if I would share those types of stories, lol....

[RageProphetXIII]

Efing hilarious.

[The_Blunt]

That is too funny. Unfortunate. But funny.

Speaking of people staring, when I was in middle school, we were at lunch and I was listening to the radio on my CD player.
So one of the teachers got up on the microphone to talk and the lunch room was silent, and I still had my headphones on so I didn't know,
so I loudly said "Damn, they don't play nothin' good on K-Rock at this time of the day!"

...and then I see everyone staring at me. CD Player off. Head down.

[racestar85]

Alright KG's stupidity is contagious, we were at the NASCAR race
last night. I got some nachos and two drinks and carried it in a tray to our seat, I set down took the drinks out and the tray flipped out of my lap throwing nacho cheese all over the back of the guy in front of me, he didn't know until his kid was like " Dad you got cheese all over your back". So it was then I literally started picking the nacho chips off the guys back. To top it all off after I made this big mess we were in the wrong section and got too move to cleaner seats, and other people got to watch the race standing in nacho cheese!

[k1gibson]

I can't take him out anywhere!

[RageProphetXIII]

Alright this is got to be the funniest picture I ever saw come off Myspace.

TOTAL EPIC FAIL.

[FunkyFaulc]

Oh my. That is a big blooper...on many levels.

[Rommel]

It's like Fat Princess, only the cake is more brown.