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  • jmhc74
    Honorary DSA
    • Dec 2007
    • 2433

    MajinTony A.K.A. The average joe, Joe Avridge?

    Joe Avridge.....that's awesome!!!

    BTW..what happened to the rest of the story? Are you going to start charging us credits to get the rest of the story?

    Did you ever get seriously hurt? Ever have a match where it just flopped and nothing went as planned to where you felt totally embarrassed? Ever go up against someone who just took it to far and you just litterly got the snot knocked out of you?
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    A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's greatest civilizations has been 200 years. ― Alexis de Tocqueville
  • #2
    MajinTony
    Honorary DSA
    • Aug 2005
    • 3153

    Here you go Jim,

    I trained to be a pro wrestler at the turn of the millenium and wresled the independent scene up and down CA for little to no $$$. I was a small guy so I was the high flying variety jumping off ropes and doing springboard moves and all sorts of crazy shit. (I was really big on the original ECW).

    I've got a bunch of stories Jim, but my personal favorite would have to be my last match of all time. I had been doing it for 3 years I think, and I had quit and comeback and was getting jaded with the whole process of the thing. (Too much politicing and bullshit behind the scenes). So anyways, my tag partner and I had worked on this match with this other tag team for a good month or more. We had killer spots and tag team moves. the match was clearly gonna steal the show. So we'd been working on it at our school/venue in front of all the students, other wrestlers, and the fed booker (who wrestled himself, as like 3 different characters, not an ego problem there).

    So night of the event, we have our regular booking meeting where we go over the order of the card and any other details. Booker, all of a sudden turn our tag match into a six-man tag where he put himself and another guy in our match. Last Fucking second after he watched us work for over a month on this. So we were all pissed (original tag teams). Well I told my partner hey if he wants to get in on this I'll have something to say about that. so this was probably a 20min match, and we didn't tag the guy in one time. Not once!

    Now if you've ever seen a tag team match, you know that at one point both guys will go down and be crawling to their corner to make the tag. OOOOOOO big drama. This is called the "hot tag." When it came time for ours at the end of the match, I crawled hand stretched out, clearly on my way towards my booker who inserted himslelf.

    *Almost there, c'mon reach, the final jump to make the last second tag........*

    *Oh pshyche!!!! Tagging in my homie!!!!*

    SO you have the end brawl where the winning teams holds off the others from saving the pin, and he exploded and started wailing on the other dude, had to be some stiff shots.

    My partner and I quit after that. You're suppossed to retire by losing your last match, it's called: "Going out on your back." So we said fuck the business, we're leaving on our terms.

    I had some real good times and met some good folks though.

    A pic would be tough, I might have to scan a physical picture.

    "Beefcake the Mighty, clotted with spew. His sword falls, skulls burst in two. The eyes burst from sockets, he is not through. Thousands of warriors he does this to. Piling the corpses of those that he slew. Untill it was hard to tell if the pile grew!"-GWAR

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    • #3
      MajinTony
      Honorary DSA
      • Aug 2005
      • 3153

      Originally posted by jmhc74
      Joe Avridge.....that's awesome!!!

      BTW..what happened to the rest of the story? Are you going to start charging us credits to get the rest of the story?

      Did you ever get seriously hurt? Ever have a match where it just flopped and nothing went as planned to where you felt totally embarrassed? Ever go up against someone who just took it to far and you just litterly got the snot knocked out of you?
      1) concussion, torn AC (almost a rotator cuff), chipped front teeth, heel spurs, back spasms
      2) Horrible 3-way match with a shitty wrestler fucked up a superplex spot that we never practiced at one of our biggest debut shows. Uber pissed!!
      3) yeah but not untill I saw the tape. This crazy tag match where this deuchbag hit everyone in the ring with a chair. He hit the first 3 or so guys with this little tap, then saw me and unloaded a huge chair shot. Hurt like hell, It went *fake* *fake* *fake* *OUCH*

      "Beefcake the Mighty, clotted with spew. His sword falls, skulls burst in two. The eyes burst from sockets, he is not through. Thousands of warriors he does this to. Piling the corpses of those that he slew. Untill it was hard to tell if the pile grew!"-GWAR

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      • #4
        jmhc74
        Honorary DSA
        • Dec 2007
        • 2433

        Any chance of there being a video posted on You Tube...please say yes
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        A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's greatest civilizations has been 200 years. ― Alexis de Tocqueville

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        • #5
          MajinTony
          Honorary DSA
          • Aug 2005
          • 3153

          All video is on VHS. Someone may have converted to a DVD, but the possibility of me tracking it down, converting it, and posting it on youtube is uber slim.

          "Beefcake the Mighty, clotted with spew. His sword falls, skulls burst in two. The eyes burst from sockets, he is not through. Thousands of warriors he does this to. Piling the corpses of those that he slew. Untill it was hard to tell if the pile grew!"-GWAR

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          • #6
            jmhc74
            Honorary DSA
            • Dec 2007
            • 2433

            Originally posted by MajinTony
            All video is on VHS. Someone may have converted to a DVD, but the possibility of me tracking it down, converting it, and posting it on youtube is uber slim.
            Extremely dissapointed....
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            A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's greatest civilizations has been 200 years. ― Alexis de Tocqueville

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            • #7
              Kamui
              Imperial Advisor

              That sucks Tony, Well maybe it was better to retire from that type of profession otherwise you wouldn't of have met us crazies at the DSA.
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              • #8
                Rommel
                Civilian
                • Jul 2009
                • 314

                Dude, that is so badass! Awesome story, Tony!

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                • #9
                  RageProphetXIII
                  Officer
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 3029

                  Where the beginning of this story? If i'm not mistaken Tony was a wrestler, cool.
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                  • #10
                    shocker101
                    Honorary DSA
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 1622

                    All I have to say is STONY you are the F-ING MAN!!!!! Pro-Wrestler surprised Racoom did not bring this up once.
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                    • #11
                      norm
                      Imperial Guard
                      • Jun 2006
                      • 4051
                      • DSA norm

                      I bet you looked sexy in your wrestling tights..lol

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                      • #12
                        Rommel
                        Civilian
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 314

                        By the way, I'm a big fan of Lucha Libre here in Mexico. I stopped watching WWF/WWE a long time ago, but every couple of months or so I go to watch wrestling.

                        I wish they offered a Luchador mask for the Warhawk customizations. XD

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                        • #13
                          Muncher
                          Lieutenant

                          Hey tony, what was your wrestling name? Was it PUTZMANIA!?
                          We are all gonna have to live in da woods some day, cause the government is gonna take our guns away.
                          [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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                          • #14
                            norm
                            Imperial Guard
                            • Jun 2006
                            • 4051
                            • DSA norm

                            his name was Parvus Serpens!!

                            HAHAHAHA

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                            • #15
                              Kamui
                              Imperial Advisor

                              The Mad Stoner? AH HA HA HA sorry bro couldn't help myself there, And how the hell is Racoom doing?
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