Zombie Survival

[TheRealHanSolo]

What would you use?

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Last Words: BRING IT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!
Sidekick: Woody Harrelson, I mean he knows how to kill zombies
Location: Arizona
Stronghold: Area 51, just in hopes they have alien technology I can use to kill zombies with
Vehicle: Predator Drone, predator missile on zombies? AWESOME
Clothing: Black shirt (upper), Kilt (lower)
Headwear: The skulls of my fallen enemies
Main Weapon: Barrett 50 cal
Secondary Weapon: P90, last minute spray and pray if need be
Battle Anthem: Rock You Like a Hurricane- Scorpions
Inventory: Life time supply of Taco Bell (fuck you zombies I'm bringing some biological warfare); ammo, guitar, Rockband, first aid kit, some herb, All the seasons of The Sopranos, and every zombie movie made (I need them for research just in case)

[keyser28146]

With "Rock you like a hurricane" as your battle hymn, you will indeed die a permed falsetto lame death.

[Yentis]

Ok here is mine.


Last Words: I died a Vergin
Sidekick: Deslock, I need someone I know I can run faster than lol!
Location: Crossvagas
Stronghold: Old Warehouse
Vehicle: Moped
Clothing: Rainbow Suspenders (upper), Plaid Skinny Jeans (lower)
Headwhere: Hotdog Hat
Main Weapon: My Gym Socks
Secondary Weapon: Long Sword
Battle Anthem: Barbie Girl
Invantory: Food, Water, Tent, Asprin, Beano, Skateboard, Guitar, Toothbrush, Lotion, X Rated Magazine, Monster Energy Drinks, Deoderant.

[Kamui]

What about Chuck Norris as a sidekick?! :D

[jmhc74]

Last Words: LOOK AT ME!!!
Sidekick: I RIDE SOLO...ACTUALLY I'LL MOST LIKELY TK MY SIDEKICK SO WHAT'S THE POINT
Location: ENGLAND
Stronghold: BUCKINGHAM PALACE (I GO OUT IN STYLE...BABY)
Vehicle: A MINIVAN WITH A SPOILER ON THE BACK
Clothing: NONE (upper), A SOCK (lower)
Headwear: NONE....JUST "A SOCK"
Main Weapon: M14...THE MOST POWERFUL GUN/SNIPER RIFLE ON THE PLANET
Secondary Weapon: THE "GROVE A TRON" FROM RACHET N CLANK....DUDE, WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE ZOMBIES DANCE
Battle Anthem: DU HAST
Inventory: LOTS OF BUBBLE GUM...I PLAN ON DOING A TON OF ZOMBIE KILLING

[Deslock]

One fine day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight,

Back to back they faced each another,

Drew their swords and shot each other,


One was blind and the other couldn't, see

So they chose a dummy for a referee.

A blind man went to see fair play,

A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"


A paralysed donkey passing by,

Kicked the blind man in the eye,

Knocked him through a nine inch wall,

Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,


A deaf policeman heard the noise,

And came to arrest the two dead boys,

If you don't believe this story’s true,

Ask the blind man he saw it too!

[jakewill]

Last Words: I told you i'd be the last one standing
Sidekick: A bottle of jack daniels
Location: Somewhere that smelled of blood and death
Stronghold: A bunch of abondoned cars with their bloddy owners spread out along the streets
Vehicle: shouldnt drink and drive ill go it on foot
Clothing: my work clothes thats what i wear all the time anyways
Headwear: one of my jack daniels hats probably the black one so blood wont show as much
Main Weapon: double barrel 12 gauge those things tear shit up
Secondary Weapon: 357 let them know u mean business
Battle Anthem: Seven Nation Army followed by some Tenacious D
Inventory: dirty magazines even zombie killing machines gotta take a crap sometime and dont wanna be without. Good pair of shoes dont wanna go down thanks to feet screwing me over. A spare bottle of whiskey would be nice too.

[Reaver]

One fine day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight,

Back to back they faced each another,

Drew their swords and shot each other,


One was blind and the other couldn't, see

So they chose a dummy for a referee.

A blind man went to see fair play,

A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"


A paralysed donkey passing by,

Kicked the blind man in the eye,

Knocked him through a nine inch wall,

Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,


A deaf policeman heard the noise,

And came to arrest the two dead boys,

If you don't believe this story’s true,

Ask the blind man he saw it too!

The wisest man that ever walked the earth... Aside from the dolly lamma.

LAST WORDS: You're killing me Smalls!
SIDEKICK: My pet monkey
HEADWEAR: A dunce hat
UPPERCLOTHING: A wife beater
LOWERCLOTHING: Camo pants
MAINWEAPON: A Battle Rifle
STRONGHOLD: Lowe's Motor Speedway
SECONDARYWEAPON: A Bow Staff
VEHICLE: A Short Bus
BATTLEANTHEM: Hit me with your best shot by Pat Benetar
IVENTORY: Skittles, Skittles, and more Skittles

[THeDRiZZLe]

Last Words: NOT IN THE FACE!!!
Sidekick: Ratix...I am going to need bait!
Location: Times Square
Stronghold: Ratix's apartment...girls can't find it so Zombies shouldn't either and the smell of KY and Jolt should mask my smell
Vehicle: AT-AT
Clothing: Storm Trooper Armor
Headwear: Stormie helmet
Main Weapon: MP5
Secondary Weapon: Duel 1911 .45s
Battle Anthem: SW Cantina Music
Inventory: MRE's and skittles(just in case Ratix gets killed and I need to lure in Reaver for more bait...)

[SwampDonky6]

LAST WORDS: "Who's Cut Now!? Bitch!"
SIDEKICK: Master Blaster (From Mad Maxx)
HEADWEAR: Houndstooth Paul "Bear" Bryant hat, Roll Tide
UPPERCLOTHING: Sweater & Dickie... Think Clark from National Lampoon's X-Mas Vacation
LOWERCLOTHING: USMC tan digital camo pants
MAINWEAPON: Saiga-12 guage w/ 50 round drum, 357 Mag w/ tactical knife for secondary
STRONGHOLD: Mencino County, CA
TERTIARY WEAPON: nunchukas
VEHICLE: 94 Chevy Caprice police package LT1... cutting out a sunroof & mounting a Barret .50 cal on a swivel to the roof, maybe a flame thrower too
BATTLEANTHEM: "The Boys from Alabama" - Drive-by Truckers
IVENTORY: herb, pipe-bombs, dank herb, Sam Adams, sharpening stone b/c knives dull after repeated stabbings of zombies, compass, GPS, water-purifier, iodine water purifying tablets, surplus of Alabama Crimson Tide football highlights