Kas's Thread!! Enter at Own Risk!

[kas]

Ok guys, I'm really getting upset that the "show yourself" thread has gone to 5 damn pages and I'm still stuck on 3!

SO I've decided I have a few things to say to some of you...

Juggalo- party or not, keep your dick out of the mashed potatoes, ok?

Fromunda- The Red Wings are a bunch of OLD MEN. Even with a salary cap, they will still be taking time off this year for groin pulls. Poor guys :( it sucks getting old.

Spock- with all the special abilities you seem to have IE: healing angels in your head, voodoo dolls, etc. You would think you could get Starbucks to come down on their prices and give their customers a REAL mochachino!

More to come

[fromunda]

At least the Red Wings kept most of thier players, unlike Colorado which will look more like the Michigan K-Wings then an NHL team. And you said you like the Mighty Ducks, you get a pass on them cause they are your hometown team(I got the Lions) but they are named after an Emilio Estives movie.


ps our golie could kick the shit outa your goalie

[darthjuggalo]

that sounds like a bunch of retarded kids tryin to hump a doorknob, it just dont work

[kas]

Colarado has a young team, unlike your OLD MEN on the Wings.

And I can't STAND the Ducks, they are a joke team. My Home team is the Sharks- San Jose.

*sigh*

[swbfswdirt]

Screw freakin hockey.....money like that could be put to better uses...not b-ball or baseball fuckit...our conversation is about KAS and that HOT pic........DOH,and HOT voice on the phone/mic. afriad to call or answer my IM`s..????WTF??

Oh,YOU are mad at me????WTH?I`m not some freakin weather person....come-on girly....let me rub those feet...ok, frells too....

[swbfswdirt]

BUMP.......

[kas]

rofl

I'm not ignoring you! sheesh you are so sensitive <3 Come to visit me so soon huh? You must be missing me or sumthin.

And ya know..talking about hockey, particularily when I get to verbally bash the Red Wings is kinda, sorta, almost about me. Although it has little to do with my sexy voice. You're welcome to talk more about that if you want, I'll stick to hockey lol.

*hugs*

Kas

[EVILMRSPOCK]

grande mocha slapiccino

starbux wont lower thier prices, i asked, they said no...i made a starbux voodoo cup and threatened to stomp on it, still to no avail. however, I GET 30% off, and free coffee every week...mwa fwa fwa fwa fwa, evil wins again.

i also suggested they change the name of the frappiccino to "slapiccino" they threatened to burn my face with the hot mulch of a thousand coffee beans. i had them do it anyway becuase im kinky like that. 0.0... i know...too far. *slayer playing "reign in blood" in my head while i drink slapiccinos*

[fromunda]

I'm realy not realy a hocky fan, but all I had to say is Red Wings and it set Kas off so I figured fuck it, it works. So heres another one Kas, you like the Sharks not the Ducks, My bad. They still suck , at least you know how I feel w/ the Lions, hehehe. But anyway the Avatar is the shit and I still wanna see that sig she was talkin bout gettin.

[swbfswdirt]

Kas give me MORE....MORE....MORE.....ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! :P

[swbfswdirt]

:!: BUMP :!:

[darthjuggalo]

i swallow razorblades and spit up blood
pryed out my heart and gave it to my love
i hung myself with an exstensiocord
and dangled high above a ouiji board
i heard tha wind between tha trees
and it made me scream
i need somethin, somewhere
to help me w/ my brain cause its falling apart
im fallin to peices and i dont know why
its all because were all afraid to die
and if you think about it it will eat you
from tha inside out till you dont know what to do
im drinkin gas
smokin square after square
im lookin for this place
but i dont know where
im just a soul in tha land of tha lost
i feel tha blood in my lungs when i cough
i slit my wrists in tha dark
and sat there and bled
whilke tha whole world fell apart
inside of my head
i fall apart

[Crono]

You people are so lost.

One. The Red Wings are having training issues because they find it difficult to skate while carrying oxygen tanks and frequent breaks for bingo.

Two. Hockey is an illegitimate sport. Before anyone attempts to murder me for this blasphemy, allow me to make my point.

Hockey is a Canadian sport. Everyone knows that. But CANADA however, isn't real.

That's right. Canada is about as existant as last year's NHL Season. Canada really is a figment of our imaginations; a clever ruse by the beavers population to gain political legitimacy.

THIS is a direct result of Great Britain's inability to put away it's toys and remote control in a place it can find them again later. Which, ironically caused other problems. Like so...

"France have you seen the Canada? I put it down somewhere and I CANT FIND IT!!!"

"Have you checked the couch? You always leave things there!"

"Of course I did, what are you? Arrogant and stupid? Wait.... you STOLE it didn't you!"

The rest as we say.. is history.

[YODADDY]

Damn Kas whole thred to your self and it is on the only topic that I don't have a coment on. I could change it but I don't want to get myself started...lol

later

[sephonoff_CooR]

In Russia road forks you